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Old 22 November 2010, 05:55 PM
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Wink Ladies and Gents: I've finally found out what the bright button on a classic does!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxIkq...watch_response



It gives you erm......er....what's 500bhp - 220 bhp again, er ... ............280bhp, that's right, flicking this switch takes the car up from 220bhp to 500bhp

I think his ability to estimate speed needs even more work than his maths: 170mph?!?!?

Listen to the accents; I shouldn't really be surprised!!

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Old 22 November 2010, 06:37 PM
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It does seem to accelerate well..........
Old 22 November 2010, 07:18 PM
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oh dear, just the exact reason why impreza`s have a bad reputation....................
Old 22 November 2010, 07:21 PM
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when i push my bright button i lose 3 brain cells
Old 22 November 2010, 07:24 PM
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I had a magic button that changed gears on my Rayleigh Tomahawk because I really wanted a Chopper
Old 22 November 2010, 07:25 PM
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i think you will find the video is meant as a joke!
Old 22 November 2010, 07:29 PM
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Great find

Good brakes 170 back to 60 in about 2 secs
Old 22 November 2010, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
i think you will find the video is meant as a joke!
No!!
Old 22 November 2010, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxIkq...watch_response



It gives you erm......er....what's 500bhp - 220 bhp again, er ... ............280bhp, that's right, flicking this switch takes the car up from 220bhp to 500bhp

I think his ability to estimate speed needs even more work than his maths: 170mph?!?!?

Listen to the accents; I shouldn't really be surprised!!

Ns04
Nice find,That roads called the 13 bends and what a road it is!! Think their probably from Bakewell (where the tarts are from) with the accents and yeah you really shouldn't be surprised, shame there isn't a inbred smiley!!!
Old 22 November 2010, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
i think you will find the video is meant as a joke!
A bit like his stone age head unit then.
Old 22 November 2010, 11:09 PM
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ok seriously, I'm now curious. What does the button do? Other than make the backlight of my clock a bit brighter.
Old 22 November 2010, 11:28 PM
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I,m curious too. Seems a bit pointless just to dim the clock!!
I also just found out you can play snake on youtube while its buffering!!
Old 22 November 2010, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by jabberwocky
ok seriously, I'm now curious. What does the button do? Other than make the backlight of my clock a bit brighter.
That is, quite literally, its only function mate!!!

Sorry, it's disappointing I know! Maybe if you wish upon a star though you too will get 500 bhp

I want to believe it's meant as a joke, I really do!!

Funny as **** though! I love the way it goes from 120-60 almost as much as the way it gets to "170"

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Old 23 November 2010, 10:41 AM
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Read his notes under vid, it's his mate car with 500bhp yes read it again 500 horse powers.WTF then he goes on about the nitrous boost with added matter nuclear hydrogen/carbon accelerator.
Hes taking the ****, I fitted a hydrogen accelerator with the dim witch to activate it and I was suppose to get 35mpg, I no it dint work because I only 4mpg.
Old 23 November 2010, 10:49 AM
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Whoa.....you actually read the notes under a youtube vid?!?!?!

Brave man to venture into those waters!!

The nice thing about that video is that it is funny as **** whether it was intended as a joke or not!

Gotta get me one of those nuclear carbon accelerator thingies.....
Old 23 November 2010, 12:22 PM
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That's why my bright button was turned into my flamer kit button lol made a use for the button at least
Old 23 November 2010, 12:24 PM
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lol,

i press mine it goes warp speed !!!!!
Old 23 November 2010, 12:48 PM
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Mines a newage, so mine has a nuclear storm engine, it's enaged on my heater button....thats why it lights up orage...
I don't have a bright switch...lol..
Old 23 November 2010, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Bigbob3000
Mines a newage, so mine has a nuclear storm engine, it's enaged on my heater button....thats why it lights up orage...
I don't have a bright switch...lol..
I have a switch on my classic but it wont take it to 500bhp might make you have hearing problems though
Old 23 November 2010, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Whoa.....you actually read the notes under a youtube vid?!?!?!

Brave man to venture into those waters!!

The nice thing about that video is that it is funny as **** whether it was intended as a joke or not!

Gotta get me one of those nuclear carbon accelerator thingies.....
was at work at the time so iphone give you such crap.
Old 23 November 2010, 05:31 PM
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lol what muppets
Old 23 November 2010, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by M444GY
when i push my bright button i lose 3 brain cells
Can you afford to press the bright button one more time?
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