Hello chap,

Just had a call from Hayley, her old man is at home from Maritius on holiday and noticed the state of the front of the house. Outta da blue, he says duya know of anyone who could do some painting. She goes all dewey eyed and says " Yes daddy, I know the Salsa-King".....

Nah only kidding

Seriously, having heard of your legendary skills as a painter decorator, could you e-mail me ya number so that I can put some business your way cheers chap.

MIKEY

P.S. This doesn't mean that Hayley loves you or anything

P.P.S. Touch her and i'll break ya legs

 

Ask yourself this question.

Would you feel safe leaving your wife/girlfriend at home all day with salsa-king in your house?

Lee

 

A whole new meaning to "Salsa dips"...

 

very funny lads (i'm not laughin', MUCH.)

G/Mikey
u have mail

the Beckwith Decorators reputation is spreading!! (and the Salsa's) lol

Phil