paul lowe aka john smith ,, you have just made number 2 on my list of people to do before i die only just piped to number one by the father in law , i hope you are a man of prayer if you arnt start now and pray i snuff it before i every come down your neck of the woods, rant over

 

Explain

 

ok a few clues . laptop facebook rude sugestions , and just doesnt know when his luck has ran out . i am a mild mannered person but , if and when i ever meet him i will render him incapable of using a keyboard. in my rule book of life one of the golden rules are do not perv over another mans wife ever it just aint the done thing

 

yowzer's !! fair play dude i can understand where your coming from.....

time to oil up the Walther ..

 

set him on fire then put him out with a shovel

 

Get this guy to pay him a visit.......



Just to 'chat' of course

 

With you Bro

 

Excellent.
Do you know this guy?!
Is he all the ticket?
No one i know would stoop as low as trying to chat up a mates missus.
Not without expecting a visit from Mr Fist, or possibly Mr Kick t' Plums.

 

Beware of the mate using a logged in computer "joke"....

Happens on here quite often.

dunx

 

this is no joke . i have a list of things to do before i am fifty ,the usual things . rollercoaster extend house 350bhp scoob (almost there) lol and also a special list if i was ever to be told i am terminally ill. this is a small list of ******** who have somehow managed to upset me enough over the years to deserve being removed before i was to go to ensure the safety of my family , after i have gone . father in law is number one on list and is fully aware of the fact

 

Jesus ****ing Christ