pslewis

This forum seems full of doom and gloom these days, from racist comments to Gold Membership to hang some members to weak wobbly moderators!!

So, on a LIGHTER side but STILL Scoobie related - this isnt a FULLY fledged muppet thread!!

Things that SUBARU could do better, items to lose and some to gain - all in the BEST possible taste of course!!

Lose:-

Bright Button

Gain:-

Low Washer Level Warning

Lose:-

Pathetic 'Girlie' Horn

Gain:-

Air Horns - playing Colonel Bogey of course

Lose:-

Bacofoil Body Panels

Gain:-

Submarine Grade Steel

Lose:-

Poxy Radio Cassette

Gain:-

100 stack CD Autochanger with 300 Watts RMS per channel

Lose:-

Useless Digital Clock

Gain:-

Nice Analogue Clock with Westminster Chime

Lose:-

16mpg

Gain:-

60mpg Diesel

Lose:-

Pink Mica

Gain:-

ANYTHING but Pink Mica!!!!!

lose:-

Gold Wheels - make them Illegal

Gain:-

Silver/Anthracite Wheels to be made compulsary

Above all - keep it light and healthy!!

Pete

Shark

Pete

You just had to mention gold didn't you

David

Richard Askew

ps whos a wobbly moderator??

banshi

Pete

Low key response m8, including a partial apology for posting in the wrong forum! After so many years at the top looks like were moving into the Ima era!

The King is dead long live the King

P.S.

Lose the General Forum

Gain a Gold Forum plus one Ima has an aversion to maybe a Truth Forum

imatrukahs

This is just the sort of rubbish us mature Scooby people get annoyed with...ban this fool...

banshi

Hey That's no way to speak to one of your newly ordained and potentially loyal subjects

FreeT

ima lol - you are a **** arent you - come on admit it. You think one half witty comment can redeem all the stupid and antagonistic things you've said on here. No me neither.

CRAFT

Why doesn't everyone just ignore/not reply to stupid posts, then the muppets who get on eveyone's ****, will get bored and dissappear, or go into the muppet forum, which isn't a bad thing

CRAFT

cryptwalk

Nooooooooooooooooooooo, we've had enougth lets vote for a new inthebinarse forum ima agrees to stay there when his posts get sent there and argue with himself.

A muppet can only take so much before it becomes a phychomuppet.[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

FreeT

CRAFT YER RIGHT!



EVERYONE SHOULD JUST NOT REPLY TO THE TO88ERS.

CRAFT

See this is what I mean, people who post absolute **** should just be ignored, it's like training a dog, if you pay it attention when it's done something stupid/bad it'll do it again and again, you ignore it and that sort of behavior will cease. People like this have no social skills, and therefore react to peoples reactions, so by paying the plonkers attention, you get them to keep posting and re posting, and as usual it's total tosh and then everyone tells them to stop posting crap, then they do it again. The solution, is just don't reply, hell I even don't go into these posts anymore, as i know they're a load of bollocks and full of you lot condeming the post as a load of crap, and a waste of time.....so why are you in here then????....
Just ignore!!

CRAFT

imatrukahs

I will just reply to myself if no one replys..Just cause i like me..so dont mind talking to myself...

cryptwalk

Craft, who do you refer to with your comment?

imatrukahs

I think Craft's mum was Barbara Woodhouse....

pslewis

Hey, will you muppets get OFF my serious thread!!

The King is alive and well and living somewhere in Hampshire

Pete

Little Miss WRX

Pete,

I think the hint is to get your *** back into the muppet show dearest, we are missing you

BTE - I'll give you wobbly moderator

pslewis

I just KNEW the wobbly moderator thing wouldnt be understood

Will you be gentle with me if I visit your shop? - I STILL have the scratch marks on my back from last time!!

Pete

danielson

Does the gold membership mean you have to have gold wheels or can anybody join

Little Miss WRX

Pete, I will always be gentle unless you request otherwise, now be a good boy before I get my whips out and get that butt of yours back to the forum it belongs you knw the one (muppets )

CRAFT

I refer to anybody and everybody, I mean, come on.....if we all just ignore the posts, they'll just get bored of posting to themselves. I know they can change their post names etc, and may even post a genuine question, but when it's "wipe yer chin" time then just avoid. I'd say 99% of the content on here is spot on, and the other 1%, is just tosh, including some of the crap I daily read in the muppet forum, but it's all done in good fun, but then some complete wind up merchants come on to see who they can get a rise out off, and then everyone's up in arms about them, so just ignore, or can't you? (not you, but anybody

CRAFT

fast bloke

I know that the idea of a gold membership has been fairly much turned down, but does anyone think Scoobynet could make a few quid out of suckers like Pete if SDB introduced a Silver/Anthracite membership?

Elvis Presley

The king lives, although the point of this thread has escaped me now.

Saying that I would be interested to know if anyone has ever used the bright button in anger?

NOZZER

I think pslewis has a point, we have good cars but not perfect.
So he may be a wind up merchant, if you cant deal with it, dont reply. Be happy
Ian with gold alloys and 2 children on board stickers