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Old 02 January 2002, 12:03 AM
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http://www.cavturbo.co.uk/

I really think I have found your car here - did you buy it off an Andy?? at Diamond Valet services???? maybe??? Aberdeen???

have a look - anyone know how to do all that //URL// stuff??

Pete



[Edited by pslewis - 2/1/2002 12:08:37 AM]
Old 02 January 2002, 12:21 AM
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LOL 6.5 seconds is in standard form.

Lemme fill in the blanks a bit for you..... I know how the mind goes when you get older as my Dad is going the same way


Dual carrigeway between Dundee and Perth (A91 ?? :confused)
Impreza Turbo Terzo (standard 208-ish BHP ??)
Cavalier Turbo (239BHP)
Long roads with sweeping bends

(you keeping up now Petey ?? )


With more power, longer gears and a slightly better CD (drag) factor, the Cavalier WILL slowly pull away from this car.




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Old 02 January 2002, 12:26 AM
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with his kilt up around his eyes
You just thank your lucky stars that I keep my kilt down.... You DONT want the trauma and numerous surgery needed to cure your inadequacies upon seeing whats under my kilt



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Old 02 January 2002, 12:49 AM
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No worries as I was just about to post the same. Going to bed myself.... same time tomorrow ??


I could still whip your *** though
Just you keep that to yourself Pete..... Its not my kinda thing all that bondage malarkey



**and he wonders how long before the "serious" Impreza/Cossie owners see this and take the hump **


Night



[Edited by Richie1 - 2/1/2002 12:51:55 AM]
Old 31 January 2002, 11:52 PM
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Go ahead son, knock yourself out on this thread

Old 31 January 2002, 11:54 PM
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LMAO, this is great (you do realise this is a laugh and we aren't invading yeah?)

can we play guess the transmission losses?
Old 31 January 2002, 11:56 PM
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Yeah, sorry.... anyone thats easily offended or easily takes the hump please dont bother going any further than



<---------------------------HERE-------------------------->



Old 31 January 2002, 11:58 PM
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pete LOVES to winde(sp) you guys up

Dont take the bait and the wimp will die

Come on pete, you've really got to Richie1, you love him really

go on, kiss and make up

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Old 01 February 2002, 12:00 AM
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Look at the number of my posts you sad Scotsman

I have seen off more threads than you could ever imagine - but NOT as many as the number of Imprezas you have seen off in your Vauxhall Tinny-Tub .......................... Really classic stuff this!!!

Pete
Old 01 February 2002, 12:05 AM
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how long before this gets moved to the muppet show?

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Old 01 February 2002, 12:06 AM
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heheh I know exactly what he is like so its no bother, I am just in for a laugh

Look at the number of my posts you sad Scotsman
I am and you have the cheek to call me sad ??


See, most ppl might have done the smart thing and asked what spec my car is, what power it was running, the Impreza that I (and I quote) "left him slowly trying to catch me" rather than "left an Impreza Turbo for dead" as you so eloquently put


Still, it's a laugh.

Old 01 February 2002, 12:07 AM
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Mr Lewis, may I draw your attention to the proper website - http://www.cav-turbo.co.uk


The one you mention is a similar (but not the same) Cavalier Turbo


Old 01 February 2002, 12:09 AM
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now come on stop being stupid.... bet you £10 PSLewis wins !

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Old 01 February 2002, 12:11 AM
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Depends..... If he waits any longer to get his brain in gear and post something witty (there's always a first time ) then I might have fell asleep.

Will carry it on tomorrow tho if I do


Old 01 February 2002, 12:14 AM
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You have German Shepherd Dogs?? so have I mate!! We cant be all bad after all!!

0-60 in 6.5 seconds is about what I remember from my Calibra Turbo days ...................... had an Impreza come alongside me in those days of 1994 I would have just winked and let him go - there was no way on gods earth that I would have thought about trying to keep up with a Supercar Killer!!

Pete
Old 01 February 2002, 12:18 AM
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At least the Calibra LOOKED good!!

The Cavalier SALOON looks pants doesnt it??? really, unless you are a blind Scotsman with his kilt up around his eyes??

I must say that I doubt VERY much you would put girlie Gold Wheels on though??

Pete
Old 01 February 2002, 12:22 AM
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Has the Haggis gone to bed??? Its dark 24 hours up there isnt it at this time of the year?? maybe hes got lost in the snow coming back from the outside privvie?????????????????



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Old 01 February 2002, 12:23 AM
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...... Haggis are nocturnal you fool. Christ I am dealing with a philistine


Old 01 February 2002, 12:27 AM
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I am struggling to remember when the cavalier was the World rally Champion ..................... no, its gone, you'll have to remind me??

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Old 01 February 2002, 12:29 AM
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If the tales of whats under your kilt are anything like the tales of how you slayed the Performance car of the decade in a CAVALIER - then you must have a VERY, VERY, small ............

Pete
Old 01 February 2002, 12:30 AM
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They spent their time winning the BTCC championships with John Cleland behind the wheel.

No need for all that nasty dust and twigs and every sod rolling the car given 2 mins


Old 01 February 2002, 12:35 AM
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The VERY first ever Autocar RoadTest on the Impreza:-

Subaru Impreza 2000 Turbo
(Autocar 6th April 1994)

"There's no doubting the rally car in its blood, not least because it can leave a Cossie or Integrale standing"

Price as tested £17,719 Top Speed 137mph 0-60mph 5.8sec Mpg 18.7

For: fabulous performance, good value for money, excellent warranty

Against: dull grey cabin, baulky gearchange

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I assume, therefore that you can kick a Cossie and an Integrale's 4rse too then????????

I think the cold is getting to your brain my man

Impreza 0-60 is 5.8 seconds Cavalier is 6.5 ....... which car did you say was pulling slowing away??

You sure you were looking out the FRONT window??

Pete

Old 01 February 2002, 12:36 AM
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I know some Scooby drivers think they can walk on water but this is taking the pi$$ -








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The very first AutoCar Road test of the Vauxhall Cavalier Turbo -

Vauxhall would argue that the Cavalier is a very different beast from the Escort Cosworth and doesn’t bear comparison. Nevertheless, its hard to ignore the fact that, with an advantage of 16bhp and 17lb ft, the Ford is only fractionally quicker from rest (60mph in 6.2secs, quarter mile in 14.9secs, 100mph in 17.4secs). In terms of top speed there is no argument: the Cavalier will reach 144mph, some 7mph faster than the Cossie.


Lets get some Cossie ppl in on this Petey

Old 01 February 2002, 12:41 AM
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Top Speed 137mph
Cav Turbo - Top speed = 152+MPH (who leaves who ?? )

Old 01 February 2002, 12:43 AM
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NOW thats good!!!

BTCC??? is that where the Datsun Primera was kicking Cavaliers into touch???

May I suggest you may do more impressive work on the Datsun Owners Club website?? .................... you may, just may, impress them there

Take a look here - http://www.users.totalise.co.uk/~scoobydoo/imprezaweb/index.html

Where they REALLY do walk on water!!

Pete
Old 01 February 2002, 12:46 AM
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I am off to bed my man - I take my hat off for an enjoyable few hours in your banter zone - been a pleasure!!

I could still whip your *** though

Cheers mate,

Pete
Old 01 February 2002, 12:50 AM
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nite



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My wife saw this thread..she said it ended so sweetly...
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AHHHHHHH Pete did you Cavalier have GOLD WHEELS YOU TART.


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