got a loverly suprise today while parked outside tesco . some grumpy old biddy tapping on my window moaning that the car was making her cough because it was running. she was stood atleast 10-12 feet away ,she took my reg and told me she was going to inform the police .

hope i never end up that grumpy if i do someone please shoot me

 

*grabs Gun *

 

get a flamer kit and charcoal the old bird

 

haha, I would have revved it a little just to annoy the hell out of her, or told her to go stand somewhere else if was making her cough that much

 

Crikey, how long were her arms?

 

 

Old people

 

 

theres a thread for this comment in nsr...

whats the best quote youve seen/read. this is surely a one line wonder destined for the hall of fame.

 

*ah i found it

https://www.scoobynet.com/non-scooby...best-ever.html

 

Think I would have said something along the lines of, 'Well stop breathing and you'll be fine!'

 

i recommend doing what i did when someone tapped on my window!! ABDUCTED THEM!!

 

She'd better not go near My Land Rover when the Choke is on

 

 

That sounds like this silly old bint


https://www.scoobynet.com/you-9/5609...oos-again.html


DJ Vinyl Ritchie........ you should have put the old bat out of her misery

 

did rev the car a few times to wind her up .dont think she liked that

 

You should have said

"Hey, those fumes aren't free you know- V Power is expensive"

The police will simply tell her not to stand so close to a running car's exhaust!

 

Funny if you don't have a de-cat ?

When P.C. Plod comes round with his gas analyser !!

Didn't think so!

should have told her the exhaust is cleaner than the polluted air she's breathing....