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Old 20 October 2006, 01:47 PM
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Maybe this is why it seems only women's letters to agony aunts are printed....



Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Scooby next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car, that I noticed that the rear diff seemed to be leaking a little oil...........

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,

Bob
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Old 20 October 2006, 02:25 PM
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Old 20 October 2006, 02:27 PM
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Old 20 October 2006, 02:29 PM
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Old 20 October 2006, 02:59 PM
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Speak to this guy - he knows what your going through !!

https://www.scoobynet.com/scoobynet-...rk#post6262251
Old 20 October 2006, 03:46 PM
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Yes; it was a little funnier and better written the other day. That one was the best version that Id seen here for quite a while (and Ive seen a few!).
Old 20 October 2006, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by ru'
(Apols if SIAL)
Old 20 October 2006, 07:15 PM
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Old 20 October 2006, 11:23 PM
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quality!
Old 20 October 2006, 11:33 PM
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Old 20 October 2006, 11:36 PM
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brilliant
Old 21 October 2006, 12:11 AM
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whats SIAL
Old 21 October 2006, 12:13 AM
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Subaru In A Lake
Old 21 October 2006, 12:28 AM
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I think someone posted a clip of a scooby losing it and diving into a lake, that must of been posted several times on here, hence SIAL (subaru in a lake) something people keep posting when the older members have seen it time and time again
I wondered what it ment too when i joined SNET but have seen the clip now, so i definatly wont be posting it for fear of a public stoning
Old 21 October 2006, 12:48 AM
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Cheers mate. Go on post it.
Old 21 October 2006, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
I think someone posted a clip of a scooby losing it and diving into a lake, ...
I think it was actually a picture of the rear of a scoob having gone through the ice on the frozen lake!
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Originally Posted by ru'
Hey ru' - wasnt having a pop - knew you covered your self with "apols if SIAL", just thought the other version deserved an airing too !!
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