Oi Oi imma new scoobaroo owna n I got one of the best scobies eva in case u hant gessed i love England





wot do you all think?

 

Welcome back Vapid.

 

y wud i welkom bak vapid?

 

ChaV!

 

im not a chav thatz haytaz that sez chav is all it is haytaz jest cos i luv my country an me scobies dunt make me no chav thats a sweat motor thats a one of no other in England like it

 

Poor effort, 4/10

 

**** me you're ****!

 

nowt wrong in loving your Country.. but you cant even 'talk' proper like what we all do

 

des one is more den for out of ten its one o ten of best in country no qestion so many haytaz here u must be sum sad men not a geza like me

 

I'm Lost here, can anyone translate?

 

smoove.
Perhaps a visit to this link might help you out
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=learn+how+to+type

 

Translates as:

You, sir, are mistaken. I insist that this automobile warrants a somewhat higher rating that a paltry four out of ten. Indeed, in my opnion, it is near perfection, one of the finest examples in all christendom. Moreover, the overwhelming negative responses to my musings, lead me to suspect that the average person whom corresponds on this internet messaging board is lacking in street credibility and knowledge of what is fashionable among the glitterati; unlike myself.

 

complete **** thread

 

**** i thought this guy was taking da **** init wid da offle speak init

 

dis geeza is minging ya get'me lyk....****!!!

how comes the mods aint shifting this in the muppet section