Phil

I thought I would share my experiance on this loverly road

Dispatched this morning from the Offices in Wickford Essex to sort some problems out at out site in Gerrads Cross jct 29 to jct 16

1. NON WAVING SCOOBIES
Don't any Scooby drives acknowledge your existance on this road
I spyed 3 MY01 4 drs, 1 MY01 5 drs ,1 Black WRX and 1 Red Sport
Not a single aknowledgement WHY?

2. FOG LIGHTS
How many cars had there fog lights on TOO MANY was it Foggy
OFF COURSE IT WASN'T

3. IGNORANT W****R
Then a Honda cut me up while chatting on his mobile. As he cut
in front of me I noticed his rear tyre was flat as a pancake
(God now how he didn't realise) indeed the rim was actually
sparking as he hit the bumps
I tooted,flashed and pointed
What did he do?
What wave a cheerful hand and say thank you NO I was given the
finger and completely ignored
Thought Sod him and let him carry on
But no he wanted to shout something at me he slowed down wound
down his window "F*** OFF You C***"
I never responded I just hope he reallt knackered that wheel
on the rest of his journey

No thats not all

4. Coming up a hill on the M25 in the Middle lane I spy a
a broken down Ford Granada. The cars in front of me just drive
round it. I slow Turn my hazards on, and watching the
passenger get out and start pushing I start moving slowly
over to the nearside stopping the traffic for him
A lorry behind me gets the idea and covers both 1st and 2nd
lanes. Now the passenger is struggling to push the car
so being the good samaritan I pull to the hard shoulder
jump out and go to help push the Granada
SUDDENLY DOWN THE HARD SHOULDER PAST THE LORRY IN LANE 1&2
COMES A SMART CAR NEARLY HITTING ME

Impatiant W****R

He could have written his car off if it had hit me

Well thats that of my chest

sorry for the spelling and grammar too wound up to check

any similar grim stories

Phil