So, there I sit minding my own business. I'm sat in my car waiting
to pick up my Daughter who went swimming. A group of chav's are
heading my way and they're all carrying those horridly cheap loaves of
bread. I can only assume that they intend to feed the swans and geese
at Poole Park for that is the direction they are heading.
One of the female chav's decides that it would be funny to post a slice of
bread into the bonet scoop of my car.... how could she not see that I
was sat in it with my window half way down? What a stupid ****ing
cow... she got the shock of her life when I beckoned her to my window
as she passed giggling with her friends... a bright shade of raspberry
and a short display of moonwalking she was taking that slice of ****ing
bread with her.
Now, don't you kids bleat on to us adults about not having any respect for you when you behave like two year olds.

 

I'd have just headlight/windscreen washed her as she did it - MUCH more embarrassing!!!

Or run her over.

Dan

 

i really shouldn't laugh.......nah sod it! ha ha ha ha

 

We had a guy try to put something in our scoop once (never found out what it was). He thought he was very clever until he realised it had a black mesh over it

Adam

 

Maybe she thought it was a toaster Karen

 

Would have had to of been 'super toastie' thickness to fill a scooby vent!!

 

Maybe you can feed the engine bread to make it bigger.....

 

dose your car also do crumpets...

 

get a really good loud horn

 

LOL... no but I might have a go at PopTarts

 

All the more reason to get my supertones fitted, and watch as their ears bleed when I give them a blast

 

If its the STI8 type scoop you have , i have no sympathy - its an abomination and an obvious target......






HTH

 

Hmm

strange, you DO seem to attract trouble dont you


first an altercation in B&Q's car park and now this

i,d be thinking no smoke without fire


Mart

 

Glad you gave her a shock! I get fed up of bloody chavs!

 

It's a normal scoop... albeit a rather crumby one now

What on earth are those supertones?

As for trouble.. it's not me, it's the bloody car!

 

500mhz and 300mhz twin horns mounted just behind the front grill. Giving a blast of sound in the region of 103 db, just to gently remind people your there

 

LOL - I might get some

 

500mhz ?

You can't hear that high, or are you a bat ?

roughly 4-25khz as i remember.

 

lol, thats what it says on the tin, I've not heard it yet, so can't attest to whether I can hear them or not, hopefully later on today

 

Let us know... typing might be your only means of communication after you test them

 

LOL, I've just warned the engineers at work not to test them when they get them wired up Wait until we're outside on the car.

 

but 500mhz is so far beyond our range that they should make no difference.

 

Its 500Hz and 300Hz, http://www.autobarn.net/twinsuphorki.html

 

Ahhhh, that makes a HUGE difference

 

I had a neighbour compain because her little boy burn his hand on my scoob bonnet.

Why the ***** was he touching my bonnet in the 1st place!!!!!


I suggested diplomatically he stay away from car bonnets and infact moving cars for that matter.


[The cat once sat on the bonnet followed by meyoah.....(damm my *** is hot), but it learn it's lesson and now avoids my car, it's smarter than the Kid]

Alu is fine conductor of heat (and it's light)

 

I'm not a sound engineer ffs

Here they are in action: http://www.scoobysmacs.co.uk/Videos/...%20install.wmv

 

Sorry, no offense intended, just thought you might be a bat, thats all

 

I've always fancied one of these


www.hornblasters.com


Sial but good sial


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An old Mk 2 Fiesta of mine had a totally rotten scuttle panel (back in the days when glass milk bottles were delivered.) I was in with my bird (now my wife) and my mates were on a night off, p1ssed off at me for not going out, then posted one of the milk bottles through the hole when they came home late night/ early morning!!!

 

You should have left it in there, it would have been a nice piece of toast when you got home!