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Old 07 February 2006, 03:17 PM
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Wink STI 'n' WRX vs. Ride on Lornmowa!

U no the score

Mate/neighbour/bloke at work/gimp has a suzikawahondyaki ride on mowa with a 46" cut and 2cu grass collector. It is red but i do not tink dat dat will help wiv da speed

He recons it is faster in a straight line and around his Koi pond and waltnut tree than the wrx with the grass collector on and if he removes it and leans down over the 'tank it will kill an STI.

He also recons he gets better strips on is lawn wiv da mowa!

I ave told im bollox

wot do u recon?

(sorry, this mod should know better but just how many more of these threads will there be!?!)

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Wait for it Paul your going to get Puffed
Old 07 February 2006, 03:22 PM
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perhaps just leave it few 20-30 mins or so if he is kind to me!

I may even rtm it myself!
Old 07 February 2006, 03:39 PM
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Of course it will be quicker!!! Didn't you know that Subaru's are slow, don't handle, and you should hang your head in shame.

Add to that the fact that with the lawnmower you can make Burberry style patterns in the grass....which is wicked man!!!!

Please don't type the word 'subaru' on this forum, as we all know how awful they are. And please change the name to anything-but-a-scoobynet.co.uk
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how about these babies...







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Old 07 February 2006, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
U no the score

Mate/neighbour/bloke at work/gimp has a suzikawahondyaki ride on mowa with a 46" cut and 2cu grass collector. It is red but i do not tink dat dat will help wiv da speed

He recons it is faster in a straight line and around his Koi pond and waltnut tree than the wrx with the grass collector on and if he removes it and leans down over the 'tank it will kill an STI.

He also recons he gets better strips on is lawn wiv da mowa!

I ave told im bollox

wot do u recon?

(sorry, this mod should know better but just how many more of these threads will there be!?!)
4real m8! dem scoobies aint quick. I blo em away in me saxos with me bruvs at Mc'ds blood -an dey got engines from a food mixer like!

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Originally Posted by Moley_WRX
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That's sharp Gary very funny indeed
Old 07 February 2006, 03:50 PM
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ahhh Mate, you should of just let things be.

If the grass was wet he would struggle against a STI and WRX respectively

to be fair it's not all the car a lot of its driver skill, seriously. a blink, a bogged down start or a hesitent gear change can deomlish a 100 bhp advantage.

Be happy with your car, and give him a fiver to cut your lawn
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He said he gets more biatchs wiv da mowa than me and my STI neoned to da max-slammed-induction-kitted-cruza and i is equally as ugly as he is

what does make a difference is if da baitch has da hayfever or not.

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Old 07 February 2006, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
He said he gets more biatchs wiv da mowa than me and my STI neoned to da max-slammed-induction-kitted-cruza and i is equally as ugly as he is

what does make a difference is if da baitch has da hayfever or not she seems to prefer me!
Can see the post now.....Scoobynet mod in Saxo shocker!!!

On a bit more of a serious note it does seem a shame that 90% of the threads on here seem to turn into a debate on how much better x, y or z is than a Scooby.

TBH if i was to sell the Scoob and get another car i would maybe have 1 or 2 posts saying how happy i was with it then leave it there.
Can't understand certain people on here (VXRBOY is a prime example) who only come on the site to say who good there own car is.
I would even consider going onto migweb saying ''hey i have sold my Astra, the Impreza is so much better, you all have crap cars etc...''
But hey, each to their own i guess
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you'll have him in "the twisties"
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