Floyd

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Yes it's true!

I'm sitting in my stationary car when I see a blind man get into the car behind me. He folds his white stick away and hops into the drivers seat. I pull away thinking that was an unusual sight to see and then BUMP - he hits me. Not once but five times!!!!!

I don't know whether to laugh or cry....

And then the claxon goes and we all have to get out of our dodgems.

Trouble is, that I didn't want to crash into him because I felt it wasn't right to do so. Didn't stop him though. It's a funny old world.

F

Scoobychick

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LOL muppet

Orwella

How did he find his car?

mik

Quite satisfactory I believe...

My Dog has no nose......

The Zohan

Guess what
My other halfs Puma (car not the furry animal) was just hit by a blind driver
a young girl @ work just ran into her passenger door in the car park where they work.

dsmith

...how does he smell ?

fast bloke

ROTF

druddle

> ...how does he smell ?

not too bad when he's splashed the Brut all over, i imagine.

mik

Sorry! Had to go to a meeting....

He smells like this:-
<sniff> <sniffff>

Floyd

iTrader: (9)

Orwella, my misses showed him to the car and helped him put his token in it. She had to look away from me 'cos I'd have made her laugh at the time.

F

PS he drove much better than Matt Oz.

davidw

Did you hear that Stevie Wonder's wife bought him a cheese grater for his birthday.

He said it's the best book he's ever read!

Sadman

I have heard from a very reliable source in the Department of Political Correctness that this is why rumble strips are being introduced down the side of motorways.

Keep those blind drivers in lanes one, two & three!

(Also very handy for sleep apnoea sufferers)

WREXY

.....Terrible!!!!

Wrexy.