Max Power puts a candidate up in the Election
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Max Power puts a candidate up in the Election
Just had a call from our local paper advising me this and asking me for my comments.
He is standing in Southend West against amongst others David Amess [Con]
my area
Can't wait to have him knock on my door with his supporters [Bikini clad no doubt]
He is standing in Southend West against amongst others David Amess [Con]
my area
Can't wait to have him knock on my door with his supporters [Bikini clad no doubt]
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max power re-invested over 1.5million this year by closing revs magazine. Owned by Emap i cant think of a better way for them to get publicity and to stir up the public.
There actual report on what they are putting forward is... an interesting read.
There actual report on what they are putting forward is... an interesting read.
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Originally Posted by G_Sleigh_STi
There actual report on what they are putting forward is... an interesting read.
1) Ugly birds are not allowed at cruises
2) Fit birds are required to have sex with minging chavs in the back seat of their neon Novas and then brag about their exploits to a mag for other chavs to have a shuffle over.
3) Girls are required to swallow.....always!!
4) Exhausts to be at least 7 inches in diameter
5) Car to be no more than 1 inch off the ground at all times
6) Car must sound lie one of those fart machines gone haywire.
7) Furry dice are compulsory
8) Ditto for window sticker saying "Kev 4 Shaz 4ever"!
9) Speed cameras to be callibrated to only flash if a bird is exposing her ****!
10) Min speed limit of 80mph...esp in built up areas.
11) Scoobies are banned; you can't do dougnuts easily enough
12) Your car must have a stereo that cost twice as much as it did
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Still better than what labour are proposing!
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Originally Posted by phil_stephens
Don't you have to lodge a £20k deposit to stand though
and if you don't get enough votes you lose your deposit
and if you don't get enough votes you lose your deposit
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