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Originally Posted by SiDHEaD
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Originally Posted by doormanstu
brave on here you lot true light i new that you whould prove your self in the end
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By the sounds of your name, you're a door man. Aren't you guys/gals meant to be going to college for regulation/qualification in "Bouncing" or whatever it's called?
If so, while you're there, get yourself on an English course - your grammer is p1ss poor. May I suggest KeySkills Level 1 in Communication?
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Oh V funny Andy !! PMSL
If so, while you're there, get yourself on an English course - your grammer is p1ss poor. May I suggest KeySkills Level 1 in Communication?
Dan
Oh V funny Andy !! PMSL
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Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo555
...while you're there, get yourself on an English course - you're grammer is p1ss poor. May I suggest KeySkills Level 1 in Communication?
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This is mainly for your benefit. Now pay attention and stop daydreaming.
The comma (,)
The comma is a valuable, useful punctuation device because it separates the structural elements of sentences into manageable segments. The rules provided here are those found in traditional handbooks; however, in certain rhetorical contexts and for specific purposes, these rules may be broken.
Use commas to separate independent clauses when they are joined by any of these seven coordinating conjunctions: and, but, for, or, nor, so, yet.
The Apostrophe (')
People are often confused about when to use an apostrophe (') and sometimes insert them when they are not needed.
In standard English, the apostrophe is used in the following circumstances.
When two words are run together with some of the letters omitted
I am writing = I'm writing
I cannot understand the question = I can't understand the question.
The question is difficult = The question's difficult.
It is important that I get it right = It's important that I get it right.
Where is my book? = Where's my book?
These shortened versions are used in speech and in personal writing, but are rarely used in academic writing, except in quoting speech.
Now this concludes lesson 1
This is mainly for your benefit. Now pay attention and stop daydreaming.
The comma (,)
The comma is a valuable, useful punctuation device because it separates the structural elements of sentences into manageable segments. The rules provided here are those found in traditional handbooks; however, in certain rhetorical contexts and for specific purposes, these rules may be broken.
Use commas to separate independent clauses when they are joined by any of these seven coordinating conjunctions: and, but, for, or, nor, so, yet.
The Apostrophe (')
People are often confused about when to use an apostrophe (') and sometimes insert them when they are not needed.
In standard English, the apostrophe is used in the following circumstances.
When two words are run together with some of the letters omitted
I am writing = I'm writing
I cannot understand the question = I can't understand the question.
The question is difficult = The question's difficult.
It is important that I get it right = It's important that I get it right.
Where is my book? = Where's my book?
These shortened versions are used in speech and in personal writing, but are rarely used in academic writing, except in quoting speech.
Now this concludes lesson 1
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If so, while you're there, get yourself on an English course - you're grammer is p1ss poor. May I suggest KeySkills Level 1 in Communication?
lol.
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Grammar, spelling, and of course, this is a muppet post posted in the general section.
Why did you bother posting 'ta ta' when you came back to reply to the provoked comments?
Out of interest, do you drive a BMW now?
Why did you bother posting 'ta ta' when you came back to reply to the provoked comments?
Out of interest, do you drive a BMW now?
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Originally Posted by doormanstu
brave on here you lot true light i new that you whould prove your self in the end
Do something more constructive with your time and play pocket pool with your ball bag.
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oops!! just spotted that one
And to be pedantic, my grammer was fine - the spelling was sh1te!!
Will change it now
Still, unlike the poster, at least I can spot my mistake
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And to be pedantic, my grammer was fine - the spelling was sh1te!!
Will change it now
Still, unlike the poster, at least I can spot my mistake
Dan
Originally Posted by ukjesters
you're grammer, ahem, cough, pot kettle black calling etc etc.
lol.
lol.
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And to be pedantic, my grammer was fine - the spelling was sh1te!!
Will change it now
Dan
Will change it now
Dan
Why is this thread not titled 'Oh dear'?
I suppose I've had my fun for today. I should get on with something a little more constructive.
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Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo555
Custard, if you're off to College in September, you'll soon know what KeySkills are
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Dan