MOK79

This morning has been a disaster........
Walked out to her first thing to get the engine warmed up due to the hard frost overnight, only to discover someone has gone into my front bumper and taken a load a paint off , (must have been that bloody woman at the supermarket that pulled in next to me last night).
Oh well carry on..... Open and start her up only to discover I have left the wipers on from last night and they have now all bent out of shape and they now hardly even touch the windscreen.
Then the drivers window has completed Fu$%ed up. It seems it has come off of the rails or something and when it shuts it shuts at such an angle the car door won't shut. So I have to leave it open. (Nightmare).
And to top it all off think I got flashed by a bloody camera.....

So thats my morning. Hows you guys morning been ?????? Better than mine I hope......

tuscan57

not a great start....... but it is FRIDAY

MOK79

Good Point
Big poker game 2nite maybe I'll have a big win and then can get all repaired and sorted..

tuscan57

im praying for you already.....

Tentenths

... but then again, maybe you won't

MOK79

I know maybe I should just lock myself away for the rest of the day. Got a big board meeting today, getting a bit worried as to what is going to happen....

7 Foot

Hi Gav

Sorry to hear your troubles mate. I think there's something in the air round our way at the moment.

In the last 2/3 weeks I've had my alloys stolen from my garden, my car keyed twice, my dustcaps stolen and I've grazed my lip spoiler on a hump of mud .

I've heard good things about hibernation, shall we??

MOK79

I feel we should bud...... When are we meeting again

jowl

What did you do last night? walk under a dozen ladders, smash every mirror inthe house and saw 15 individual magpies on the way home?

Look on the brightside though...your day can only get better!

(if it doesn't I'd go home and go to sleep for the rest of the day!)

tracktime

Thanks

thought my luck was bad

rob

barrybudden

Chin up, and remember they cant make you pregnant.

7 Foot

Gav - you were supposed to call me at the weekend, the last 3 weeks running.

MOK79

You won't guess what has just happened. The wifey just called to say that my little girl has just trashed Need for speed underground 2 that I got yesterday...



Ladies and gentlemen I think I shall retire to my bed.........

MOK79

You mean, you were suppose to call me

MOK79

I like your thinking.....

7 Foot

You fibbing little git.

I'm footloose(sp?) and fancy free Fred , you're the family man with responsibilities (bleurgh!!).

MOK79

Golom calm down, my precious......(hehehehe) Just testing to see if you could remember or not. Everytime I think I'll come to meet you Gav B or jemmitt rings to see if I want to meet up.
Not saying you come second but you know.
SORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

jowl

MOK79....you aren't anywhere near Sheffield / Rotherham today are you?...I don't want to be anywhere near you on the roads with the luck you're having

MOK79

Your lucky. I'm miles away........

minor_threat

Bloody hell, I think we should all try and send some nice karma your way this morning!

MOK79

Would appreciate all I can get Minor

MOK79

Things are getting better . Thank god for that. Managed to shut the window for one and also just landed a massive contract at work.

Thank God

or

Maybe all that Karma. Cheers Minor

7 Foot

I wouldn't celebrate until you are tucked up in your warm little bed sweetness!!!!


Just in case

7 Foot

Gav - I'm going to be round at John Walker's tomorrow doing some work on my car. Pop round if you want and I'll have a look. He's just down the road from your Dad's Chish n Fippy.

Call my mobile . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . again!!!

MOK79

What time you about then. Got the kiddies until 1ish. She going for a pampering or something.

7 Foot

A pampering indeed!!

Probably still be around at 1. We are going down the Queen's Head to watch the rugby after (3pm I think) - you're more than welcome to tag along for a wee tipple too

MOK79

That tipple sounds good at the moment. But not sure how it will sound after tonight. Will give ya call tomorrow.

7 Foot

Ok mate, speak to you in a couple of weeks.

MOK79

hehehehehehe

Dave_A

At least your's are still working, looks like my wiper motor fried itself trying to move the wipers when the windscreen was frozen solid - left them on last night when I came home in the rain.

Dealer can't belive the fuse didn't blow, neither can I.

Then, taking it into the dealer, driving into the sun with crap all over the windscren, see a revenue rasier parked up on the pavement with plod pointing a hairdrier out of the back. I'm hoping I was doing the speedlimit, but as I was concentrating on the road, trying to see into the glaring sun, I wasn't watching my speedo that carefully. (looks like its a two week wait for the nip to drop through the letterbox)

Then to cap it all, the dealer says the motor will be Monday at the earliest, so no car over the next few days.

Ever wish you'd stayed in bed?

Dave
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