How about

It looks like it was coated in glue then dragged backwards though Halfords.

Cannot credit the originator as i cannot emember who it was but it made me laugh.

TBH i think it was said of an EVO but works fo a Scoob IMHO

Or how about this, not a Scoob but i like it
Friend of mine gets a Vectra 2.6SRI co car, a client has a Fararri 355 Spider, they are chatting about cars and such, mate mentions his new Vectra. Client replies "Whats a Vectra?"

[Edited by Paul Habgood - 10/4/2003 7:51:22 AM]

 

Sister-in-law stepped outside after dinner last night and said "oooh - is that your new car?"
paused to wander across and inspect close up, then remarked
"is it a FORD" ?!

Mmm - perhaps this is taking my Silver Steath Wagon theory a tad too far.

Wife still laughing this morning

 

silly woman....you stopped slapping her yet?

 

worst one ive had is "are you a farmer".

 

Last week my mother and auntie came out of a shop. My auntie said oh look theres the same car as you've just ordered an MG. Bloke whose car it was came along and mum goes oh nice car i've just ordered one. Bloke says blar blar there lovely cars. He drives off they then see Subaru on the back DOH !!

I mean WTF is goin on there LMAO !!

 

"R U A Farmer" LOL
japanese farm utility vehicle m8 ..... lovely

 

My Mother said, "I thought you got one of them scooby things, not a peugeot 405" when I arrived in MY00 Blue Mica Classic.....

Took me about a week to stop the p1$$ taking....

Matt

 

Just brought a MY03 WRXA woman at work said to me very nice is it a Hyundai!

 

Some woman at a petrol station though i had damaged my bonnet once

 

My mother asked, "When did you buy a BMW?" when I rolled up in my B4 to pick her up at the airport

 

ex girlfriend of mine thought my MY98 was a Hyundai Accent! Asked why I didn't get it in Yellow!

 

A girl at work to a colleague who was showing off his new P1 it looked like an escort with bits stuck on. His reply was yes a very fast escort

 

had 'IS THAT A REAL ONE' asked at a set of lights before.

replied no its a nova with a body kit

 

had a really old women easily 80s tell me my exhaust was knackered when i was reversing out of some shops its a bloody full ss h&s then i looked and saw she was parked on double yellows the bloody cheek

 

My last car was a BMW 328 convertible.
A couple of weeks after getting the scoob, I saw a freind of the family (she's in her 50's). She came towards me with sympathetic look and asked if that was my car. When I said yes, she touched my shoulder and said "Don't worry, things will pick up again".
Most people I see think I've had a downturn in my luck to be driving the scoob!

The plus part is, I don't get the 'you w4nker' looks anymore.
Infact I'm surprised at the amount of positive attention I get in the scoob.

 

It was indeed the Evo and not the Scoob and the words came out of the one and only Jeremy Clarkson.

 

Females


Huxley

 

I spent a small fortune turning my first scooby sport into a turbo look-a-like Then i see a mate i havent seen for ages and he says "Nice car, you should modify it

Sort of put it all into perspective Ive got a real turbo now LOL.

Oh and i remember once, had my car in for paint and the guy drove it back to me. His exact words...

 

mines got the morette conversion. first thing my mate said, was "i thought it was a Cossie from back there"

not to bad, but it still annoyed me!

 

Giving my fiancee's grandmother a lift home she said "oo, this is nice - what is it?"
"It's a Subaru" replied the fiancee
"A what?"
"A S-u-b-a-r-u"
"A Sunny-D? I'll look on the back when I get out"

5 minutes later...
"A Sunny-D Implenda?"

 

My Secretary at work said

When i explained it was a Subaru she said

 

What planet do these people live on?

Some old gipper moaned at me once for my loud exhaust.

Said, "it sounds like an old Morris diesel"

I replied, "Didn't know Morris DID 350bhp diesels"

Chimp.

 

Mine seems to get accused of being a Nissan.

A bloke I used to work with said it looks like a Nissan Sunny. Then, several weeks ago I made the mistake of driving into Leicester Square on a Saturday night. On leaving, at around 1am, I was trying to navigate the narrow roads swarming with pissed-up people, when a young bloke showing off to his mates punched my spoiler while loudly proclaiming, "look at the stupid spoiler on the back of this Nissan". Still, never seen anyone move as fast as he did when the reversing lights went on...

 

Turbokitty,

What sort of strap-on?

J.

 

i've had a couple of mates at work say its a Ford Escort with a big engine, (which IMO may be partly true, i dont think their looks match their performance)
and.... my wife hates

"the big handle on the back"
ie my MY98 STi Rear spoiler!

/2ob

 

Jamesn, that'd be telling...

Besides, it's Amen Corner you should be asking!

 

I parked mine in a multi storey the other evening and as I was getting out a parking warden approached me and said - Nice car, is that one of the Kyahs? I was looking a bit confused at her and explained that it was a SUBARU... then it dawned on me that she meant KIA...

 

Oh, yeah, I forgot the comments on the handle.

Last week, a girl at work described my Scoob as having a "shopping trolley handle".

My poor Scoob is getting a complex.

Never mind, I still love it.

 

hi oh yes SADLY i was also accused as having a ford escort, and yes SHE was put right immediately. i mean how.... im lost for words

 

Speaking to a woman at work a few weeks back, she said

"oh i hear you have a scooby doo car,i still cant see what the resemblence is with your car and that green van they drive in the cartoon"

Laugh ! i almost shat