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07 May 2003, 01:07 AM
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how do i long into chat ? put username and password in .....tells me to sod off cos there wrong, but both username and password work on here..........help pls anyone.
no im not a scooby newbie was Dazza012 but password went pearshaped
i got a 2nd corner ha ha
[Edited by Dazza013 - 7/5/2003 1:08:39 AM]
no im not a scooby newbie was Dazza012 but password went pearshaped
i got a 2nd corner ha ha
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07 May 2003, 01:33 AM
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Yesterday i read an article about the dangers of drinking to much, it scared the sh*te outta me, so today i finally decided i'm never f**king reading again.......
and another corner to me ...
[Edited by Dazza013 - 7/5/2003 1:33:46 AM]
and another corner to me ...
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05 July 2003, 12:10 AM
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still up at the moment , but am off to bed in a little while as i am in work ment to be at one but think i will go in for four instead done enough hours this week already!!!!!!!!!
RAY.....
RAY.....
05 July 2003, 12:10 AM
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Talk dirty to him pete...... you know in that Old work stylie..... What was that cartoon woman called during the war that all you oldies used to beat off to because all you had was a ramrod to hold???
That will help him pass the minutes
That will help him pass the minutes
05 July 2003, 01:07 AM
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An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse
full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on
talking
to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right),
an
employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She
placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was
curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The
elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"
The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your *********
are
square."
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible
to
win a bet like that.
The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and
said,
"Would you like to take my bet?"
"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my *********
are not square."
"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money
involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock
tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."
"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a
long time in front of the mirror examining his *********, turning them
this
way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive
that
no one could consider his ********* as square and reassuring himself
that
there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the
president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made
the day before that the president's ********* were square.
The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the
day
before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that
she
and her lawyer could see clearly. The president was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the
president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president.
"Given
the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."
The elderly woman did so with a little smile.
Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head
against
the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she
replied,
"Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in
the
morning I would be holding the ***** of the President of the Bank of
Canada!"
)
full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on
talking
to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right),
an
employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She
placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was
curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The
elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"
The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your *********
are
square."
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible
to
win a bet like that.
The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and
said,
"Would you like to take my bet?"
"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my *********
are not square."
"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money
involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock
tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."
"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a
long time in front of the mirror examining his *********, turning them
this
way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive
that
no one could consider his ********* as square and reassuring himself
that
there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the
president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made
the day before that the president's ********* were square.
The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the
day
before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that
she
and her lawyer could see clearly. The president was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the
president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president.
"Given
the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."
The elderly woman did so with a little smile.
Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head
against
the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she
replied,
"Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in
the
morning I would be holding the ***** of the President of the Bank of
Canada!"
)
05 July 2003, 01:16 AM
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A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor,
doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've
cut your arms off".
God my jokes are getting worse
doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've
cut your arms off".
God my jokes are getting worse