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Old 03 March 2000, 01:50 PM
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Let this man be the subject of our wrath!!!!!

Old 03 March 2000, 02:01 PM
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yet another case of 'speeding = all road deaths'

Wonder if the Cop drives and if so whether he ever speeds, even just a little bit.
Old 03 March 2000, 02:03 PM
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But does it make him happy

Fat B**tard!
Old 03 March 2000, 02:11 PM
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Now there's a man who really needs to get a life.....
Old 03 March 2000, 02:12 PM
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Clearly the man has no *****.

And is using is large laser toy as a substitute.

Git
Old 03 March 2000, 02:20 PM
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Smug tw@t!!!

Hopefully he'll get a good kicking at the Police ball
Old 03 March 2000, 02:22 PM
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Hopefully it will be IN the police *****.
Old 03 March 2000, 02:32 PM
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Dave,

Yes I agree, we should redress the balance.

His mother probably loves him!!!!!!

Assuming he has one that is
Old 03 March 2000, 02:36 PM
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Think you'll find it's his father that's doubtful!

Dave, do you really think this tw@t actually cares whether it's "inappropriate" speed he's knicking you for?

The word "Jobsworth" springs to mind...

Old 03 March 2000, 02:40 PM
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He does, but she is serving time for being unable to pay for 437 speeding tickets.
Old 03 March 2000, 02:53 PM
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I think it's more likely that his quotes have been taken out of context.
Old 03 March 2000, 02:57 PM
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what a moron.

If there is any justice a half asleep distracted driver on the school run, doing 20MPH will run this git over
Old 03 March 2000, 02:59 PM
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His quotes might have been taken out of context, but he's caught 21 people a day for speeding, and that's if he worked every day last year! I don't think there is much doubt about his intentions.

Old 03 March 2000, 03:36 PM
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Two years ago I owned a GTI, it was vandalised 6 times in as many motnhs.

The Police weren't interested in taking statements. The problem is that the driving public are all too easy to make a few quid off.

What was it £350,000.00 this to55er raised.
Catch real crims I say.

John
Your reply, laugh I nearly bought a round of drinks.

Old 03 March 2000, 04:10 PM
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I bet he can dismantle and reassemble that laser with a blindfold on. He even looks like a right tw*t. Do you think he was bullied at school?
Stu
Old 03 March 2000, 04:13 PM
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lol....

He is indeed a fat *******.
What kind of **** books his fellow work colleagues? The guy obviously has no morals. Supergrass he should be called. No, I like fat ******* better.
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Old 03 March 2000, 04:19 PM
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"in 1998 600 people were killed or seriously injured"......another example of crap journalism and headline grabbing statements

If there were more than 5% of these cases that ended in a death of a motorist then the "news" would be world-wide - most dangerous road, bypass, motorway in world etc

The guy strikes me as a complete t**t who obviously sticks to traffic duty as he cannot manage other police work. As an interesting point; I wonder how many of his victims were speeding near a school where we all agree that limits should be strictly enforced, and how many were fractionally over the limit on a clear road.

Yex - rant now over having spent last 3 hours in pub!!!! Just can't get a meeting room in my building

Old 03 March 2000, 04:21 PM
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Stu

Bullied, I think he was buggered senseless. Now a closet "uphill gardener" fears for his job in coming out, instead he takes his revenge on us and his own colleagues.

SJD

Old 03 March 2000, 04:26 PM
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Look out boys, I belive he's heading Donnington way at about 4pm.
He's heard that some 'easy pickings' are to be had on the roads away from the circuit.

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Old 03 March 2000, 04:38 PM
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Steady on guys, give us fat bastds a break. We do not deserve to be tarred with the same brush as this excuse for a human being.

I prefer to question his sexuality, he could probably stand in for George Michaels favourite copper.

Talking of which, what have a pair of wellington boots and George Micheal have in common?

They both get sucked off in bogs.

Allegedly!!
Old 03 March 2000, 04:50 PM
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I'll see you in court Straker!

He was probably just a young gun, havin' some fun.

After all he was only guilty of a careless whisper to the press last Christmas.

Anyway, I think he's quite tasty.
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ROFL
Old 03 March 2000, 04:54 PM
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LOL!
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Excuse my ignorance, what does ROFL and LOL mean???
Old 03 March 2000, 05:23 PM
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Oh great - I live in Basingstoke!


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Old 03 March 2000, 05:24 PM
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ROTF = Rolling On The Floor <Laughing>
LOL = Laughing Out Loud
=)
Old 03 March 2000, 05:25 PM
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Geezer:
LOL = Lots of Laughter
ROFL = Rolling around On the Floor Laughing


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