Notices
ScoobyNet General General Subaru Discussion

Can anyone smell bacon?

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 01:50 PM
  #1  
Maxwell Straker's Avatar
Maxwell Straker
Thread Starter
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 212
Likes: 0
Angry

Let this man be the subject of our wrath!!!!!

Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 02:01 PM
  #2  
Markus's Avatar
Markus
Scooby Regular
25 Year Member
 
Joined: Mar 1999
Posts: 25,080
Likes: 0
From: The Great White North
Post

yet another case of 'speeding = all road deaths'

Wonder if the Cop drives and if so whether he ever speeds, even just a little bit.
Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 02:03 PM
  #3  
HUNTY's Avatar
HUNTY
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2000
Posts: 226
Likes: 0
Angry


But does it make him happy

Fat B**tard!
Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 02:11 PM
  #4  
RussP's Avatar
RussP
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 622
Likes: 0
Post

Now there's a man who really needs to get a life.....
Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 02:12 PM
  #5  
Scott J Davies's Avatar
Scott J Davies
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 1,128
Likes: 0
Post

Clearly the man has no *****.

And is using is large laser toy as a substitute.

Git
Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 02:20 PM
  #6  
Geezer's Avatar
Geezer
Scooby Senior
 
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 5,826
Likes: 0
From: North Wales
Post

Smug tw@t!!!

Hopefully he'll get a good kicking at the Police ball
Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 02:22 PM
  #7  
RussP's Avatar
RussP
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 622
Likes: 0
Post

Hopefully it will be IN the police *****.
Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 02:32 PM
  #9  
Maxwell Straker's Avatar
Maxwell Straker
Thread Starter
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 212
Likes: 0
Wink

Dave,

Yes I agree, we should redress the balance.

His mother probably loves him!!!!!!

Assuming he has one that is
Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 02:36 PM
  #10  
RussP's Avatar
RussP
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 622
Likes: 0
Post

Think you'll find it's his father that's doubtful!

Dave, do you really think this tw@t actually cares whether it's "inappropriate" speed he's knicking you for?

The word "Jobsworth" springs to mind...

Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 02:40 PM
  #11  
Geezer's Avatar
Geezer
Scooby Senior
 
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 5,826
Likes: 0
From: North Wales
Wink

He does, but she is serving time for being unable to pay for 437 speeding tickets.
Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 02:53 PM
  #12  
Beef's Avatar
Beef
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 1,054
Likes: 0
Post

I think it's more likely that his quotes have been taken out of context.
Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 02:57 PM
  #13  
johnfelstead's Avatar
johnfelstead
Scooby Regular
25 Year Member
 
Joined: Oct 1999
Posts: 11,440
Likes: 54
Thumbs down

what a moron.

If there is any justice a half asleep distracted driver on the school run, doing 20MPH will run this git over
Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 02:59 PM
  #14  
Geezer's Avatar
Geezer
Scooby Senior
 
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 5,826
Likes: 0
From: North Wales
Thumbs down

His quotes might have been taken out of context, but he's caught 21 people a day for speeding, and that's if he worked every day last year! I don't think there is much doubt about his intentions.

Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 03:36 PM
  #16  
Scott J Davies's Avatar
Scott J Davies
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 1,128
Likes: 0
Angry

Two years ago I owned a GTI, it was vandalised 6 times in as many motnhs.

The Police weren't interested in taking statements. The problem is that the driving public are all too easy to make a few quid off.

What was it £350,000.00 this to55er raised.
Catch real crims I say.

John
Your reply, laugh I nearly bought a round of drinks.

Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 04:10 PM
  #17  
Stupot's Avatar
Stupot
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Dec 1999
Posts: 422
Likes: 0
Post

I bet he can dismantle and reassemble that laser with a blindfold on. He even looks like a right tw*t. Do you think he was bullied at school?
Stu
Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 04:13 PM
  #18  
Blow Dog's Avatar
Blow Dog
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: May 1999
Posts: 3,855
Likes: 0
From: London
Thumbs down

lol....

He is indeed a fat *******.
What kind of **** books his fellow work colleagues? The guy obviously has no morals. Supergrass he should be called. No, I like fat ******* better.
Cem
Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 04:19 PM
  #19  
Yex's Avatar
Yex
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: May 1999
Posts: 1,030
Likes: 0
Angry

"in 1998 600 people were killed or seriously injured"......another example of crap journalism and headline grabbing statements

If there were more than 5% of these cases that ended in a death of a motorist then the "news" would be world-wide - most dangerous road, bypass, motorway in world etc

The guy strikes me as a complete t**t who obviously sticks to traffic duty as he cannot manage other police work. As an interesting point; I wonder how many of his victims were speeding near a school where we all agree that limits should be strictly enforced, and how many were fractionally over the limit on a clear road.

Yex - rant now over having spent last 3 hours in pub!!!! Just can't get a meeting room in my building

Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 04:21 PM
  #20  
Scott J Davies's Avatar
Scott J Davies
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 1,128
Likes: 0
Post

Stu

Bullied, I think he was buggered senseless. Now a closet "uphill gardener" fears for his job in coming out, instead he takes his revenge on us and his own colleagues.

SJD

Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 04:26 PM
  #21  
HUNTY's Avatar
HUNTY
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2000
Posts: 226
Likes: 0
Talking

Look out boys, I belive he's heading Donnington way at about 4pm.
He's heard that some 'easy pickings' are to be had on the roads away from the circuit.

[This message has been edited by HUNTY (edited 03-03-2000).]
Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 04:38 PM
  #22  
Maxwell Straker's Avatar
Maxwell Straker
Thread Starter
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 212
Likes: 0
Post

Steady on guys, give us fat bastds a break. We do not deserve to be tarred with the same brush as this excuse for a human being.

I prefer to question his sexuality, he could probably stand in for George Michaels favourite copper.

Talking of which, what have a pair of wellington boots and George Micheal have in common?

They both get sucked off in bogs.

Allegedly!!
Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 04:50 PM
  #23  
George Michael's Avatar
George Michael
Scooby Newbie
 
Joined: Mar 2000
Posts: 9
Likes: 0
Angry

I'll see you in court Straker!

He was probably just a young gun, havin' some fun.

After all he was only guilty of a careless whisper to the press last Christmas.

Anyway, I think he's quite tasty.
Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 04:53 PM
  #24  
johnfelstead's Avatar
johnfelstead
Scooby Regular
25 Year Member
 
Joined: Oct 1999
Posts: 11,440
Likes: 54
Post

ROFL
Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 04:54 PM
  #25  
Blow Dog's Avatar
Blow Dog
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: May 1999
Posts: 3,855
Likes: 0
From: London
Talking

LOL!
Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 05:08 PM
  #27  
Geezer's Avatar
Geezer
Scooby Senior
 
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 5,826
Likes: 0
From: North Wales
Question

Excuse my ignorance, what does ROFL and LOL mean???
Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 05:23 PM
  #28  
Justin's Avatar
Justin
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Feb 1998
Posts: 75
Likes: 0
Post

Oh great - I live in Basingstoke!


[This message has been edited by Justin (edited 03-03-2000).]

[This message has been edited by Justin (edited 03-03-2000).]
Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 05:24 PM
  #29  
Blow Dog's Avatar
Blow Dog
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: May 1999
Posts: 3,855
Likes: 0
From: London
Post

ROTF = Rolling On The Floor <Laughing>
LOL = Laughing Out Loud
=)
Reply
Old Mar 3, 2000 | 05:25 PM
  #30  
Markus's Avatar
Markus
Scooby Regular
25 Year Member
 
Joined: Mar 1999
Posts: 25,080
Likes: 0
From: The Great White North
Post

Geezer:
LOL = Lots of Laughter
ROFL = Rolling around On the Floor Laughing
Reply



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 08:34 PM.