Yate Subaru menace
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I have a neighbour who always starts his Imprezza at ungodly hours of the morning and leaves it running for up to 15 minutes at a time resulting in severe loss to my beauty sleep.
I am an easy going guy, in fact i'm a bit of a dashing pilot type and ive always got a friendly hello for all my neighbours so why does this one neighbour treat me so badly.
You guys must understand? Surely it's every scooby drivers duty to keep their neighbours happy?
Sometimes i cry myself to sleep
Cheers
Ziggy
ps: He also plays his music too loud
I am an easy going guy, in fact i'm a bit of a dashing pilot type and ive always got a friendly hello for all my neighbours so why does this one neighbour treat me so badly.
You guys must understand? Surely it's every scooby drivers duty to keep their neighbours happy?
Sometimes i cry myself to sleep
Cheers
Ziggy
ps: He also plays his music too loud
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Well no doubt some of these nice people who are going round nicking cars that people start up and leave whilst de frosting will pick on his Impreza (the correct spelling BTW )
Then your problems will be solved
Tony
Then your problems will be solved
Tony
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Probably Snowcrash as he changes his cars with the weather.
The offender is also a Bristol City Supporter which explains a lot and he also spends far too much time up the local pub with other members of our neighbourhood who he has under his spell.
He also privately admits that his brothers car is far more powerfull than his but in public he makes out his is quickest.
I am but a mere pilot who enjoys the occasional barbecue or a jog in the evening twilight. I don't want any trouble
The offender is also a Bristol City Supporter which explains a lot and he also spends far too much time up the local pub with other members of our neighbourhood who he has under his spell.
He also privately admits that his brothers car is far more powerfull than his but in public he makes out his is quickest.
I am but a mere pilot who enjoys the occasional barbecue or a jog in the evening twilight. I don't want any trouble
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forunatly pub in question is quicker to walk to than drive too, also the person in question rarely drives his scoob (except to **** neigherbours off in the morning)
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Oh dear im scared,sounds like i should move
anyway if its beauty sleep your after see you in august (tosser)
cheers mouse
ps are you darren in disguise
pps your never make £500 out of me,never do it
anyway if its beauty sleep your after see you in august (tosser)
cheers mouse
ps are you darren in disguise
pps your never make £500 out of me,never do it
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what - r u going to be running a whose got the cleanist and most unused car award?
scoob or scoob slayer (when spent sh1tloads on and still looks like a 1980's banger)...
scoob or scoob slayer (when spent sh1tloads on and still looks like a 1980's banger)...
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Hello super boozer.
I'm dissapointed by your total lack of understanding of your loving neighbours plight. You know i'm a really nice chap.
Why can't you be more like that top bloke who lives behind you? He's the perfect neighbour. Handsome, courteous, wealthy and a bloody good plumber.
I'm afraid you leave me no choice but to have to insist that you park your car facing the other way as i want my drive back
;-)))))))))
I'm dissapointed by your total lack of understanding of your loving neighbours plight. You know i'm a really nice chap.
Why can't you be more like that top bloke who lives behind you? He's the perfect neighbour. Handsome, courteous, wealthy and a bloody good plumber.
I'm afraid you leave me no choice but to have to insist that you park your car facing the other way as i want my drive back
;-)))))))))
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Anyway Ziggy you can talk I've been at Mouse's house when your getting down on it with that stewardess type girlfriend, what a bloody row we couldn't hear the Telly for 30 seconds
Jas (The faster brother)
PS If this plumbers so good I need some work done.
Jas (The faster brother)
PS If this plumbers so good I need some work done.
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I've got to admit I do like Escort Cossies - I would get one, but keep the Rubbish Bin as a second car and to drive when you find you can't afford to keep up with the oil consumption of the Ford
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Actually Mouse it's twice a month ;-)
Can you stay away from Ashton gate. You are jinxed!
Jas. If you need some work done get my number off Mouse.
Or on the other hand you could pop round his house now. I'm there keeping his missus company while he's at the football. lol!!!!
See you tomorrow Mouse. No urinating on the bed tonight mate ;-)
Ziggy.... signing off for good...................... . . . .
Can you stay away from Ashton gate. You are jinxed!
Jas. If you need some work done get my number off Mouse.
Or on the other hand you could pop round his house now. I'm there keeping his missus company while he's at the football. lol!!!!
See you tomorrow Mouse. No urinating on the bed tonight mate ;-)
Ziggy.... signing off for good...................... . . . .
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We are still the best side in the westcountry. Admittedly this is helped by the fact that we have no other opposition of note in the westcountry.
Ziggy signing off..... for good this time..... . . . . . . . .
Ziggy signing off..... for good this time..... . . . . . . . .
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aint me - i don't get out of bed until 1pm
anyway i thought the culprit is selling the car for something with even more noise and smoke pollution
[Edited by snowcrash - 1/8/2003 9:41:03 PM]
anyway i thought the culprit is selling the car for something with even more noise and smoke pollution
[Edited by snowcrash - 1/8/2003 9:41:03 PM]
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