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I'm new here and may appear to be packing the kind of brain usually found in a retarded bint, but I was wondering how easy it would be to make my Forester permanent 2WD?? Think of the extra speed of not running that extra drivetrain I would love to see the look on the face of the prat in the McLaren when I wipe his poo hole!!!

Dieter

Saw it in half!
Cheers,
Dieter

Neil Micklethwaite

Which 2 Wheels do you want driven.

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It may be quite difficult to steer then I want to run my beast at Santa Pod next time too. I know its a Forester but variable boost control and slicks I reckon I could get into the 12's. What do you guys think??

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The rears, want some roundabout fun and frolics!! Guess I bought the wrong car though huh?

Neil Micklethwaite

Should have got a Cossie then

Dieter

What does the 'R' stand for Mr Fish?

Cheers,
Dieter

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'Mr Fish' What do you mean?? Robert Sole at your service sir. What does the 'Dieter' in your name stand for Mr. Three toed sleuth?

Markus

R.sole:
Sole, a flat fish, eg; Dover Sole. Thus Dieter was using a pun, Sole = type of fish, Mr Fish.

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How stupid do I feel??? Whhooppss.. Its not like I have never heard it before either?? Anyway cheers!!

Weaver

Come guys either you're falling for a baddd joke or Mr Sole you have a very unfortunate initial

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Andrew Dixon

Mr Sole or Mr Troll?

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Wondered how long it would take... Bring on the abuse I'm used to it The name calling on the playgrounds never really ended... but don't mind me

Suresh

"Robert" S, If that is your real name,

If you didn't want to provoke the obvious cracks at your name, why did you not register as Rob, Robbie, BobS, RobertS or some other less obvious moniker?

By name and by nature would be too cruel a thing to type. So I won't. EEEEEEE

If you are indeed the real thing, welcome to Scoobynet.

Suresh

Philip Thurlow

I think its a cossie owner taking the **** - but thats my opinion

boomer

Howz about making it a two-nearside-wheels-drive motor. That way you can have fun on roundabouts!

mb

Philip Thurlow

I think that is called a motorbike boomer !

EdwardH

R.Sole

Do you own the shoe shop of similar name on the Kings Rd?

boomer

Philip,

a two-wheel drive motorbike, nah, the chain would catch on the rim as you went around corners.

Richard F

I used to work in a hospital and you get a few names in there....

Like:

Penny Tuppeny
John Thomas
John Bangs (who lived in Virgins Lane)
Eileen Sideways
Ima Turd

All genuine

(except the last one)

Oz

I used to go to college with someone named Dwain Pipe....

His parents, a pair of hippies (and probably stoned at the time) thought it would be amusing....

Dieter

Dear Mr RS Owner

Dieter is in fact a 'name' but to be honest I could do with losing a 'few' lbs!

Cheers,
Dieter

blubs

Mr R Sole,

I'm sure I know you. A young lady who works with me seems to recognise you. Her name is Freda Hostages ...........

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Nice to know you guys think I drive a <B>R</B>etarded <B>S</B>ierra. Liked the idea of having Nearside drive only on the Subaru,LOL Feels like ever decreasing circles. I reckon my Forester could have most RS Turbo's what do ya reckon?

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Oz

Hmmm.......you don't, by any chance, live next to Ivor Bigdick do you?

Anyway, forget about running rear wheel drive and slicks. What you want to do is to have the engine tuned (only moderately, say to 250bhp) and run it to the front wheels only. Then, since you've got a lot of room in the back, take out the back seats and install a second engine that drives the rear wheels (I'd recommend a Nissan Skyline lump tuned to 700bhp or so). Whack some racing slicks on and....viola!....you're in business.

Or, if that's a bit tame....why not take out all the seats and the engine. Whack a seat on top of the cabin (wrapped in a plastic bubble to minimise wind resistance) and put in a GE J79 jet engine (they used it in the Phantom jet) driving all four wheels. It produces 34,000hp and should give enough oomph to see off even the most persistent cossie (see a post by Mr. Rainbird for an example) - the only catch is you're liable to melt anything within thirty yards of the exhaust (so best to keep the boot shut)

Hope that helps.....

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Weaver

I'm the RS owner and at the moment it is very retarded after a van did a neat little manoeuvre on me.

I know all about p*ss taking if you ever find out my middle name you'll see why

Has anyone seen the green twin engined Mk1 Golf created by Dubsport (I think) I've seen it go and boy does it shift

Maxwell Straker

I know someone who live next to a Doctor by the name of Richard Cheese.........can I have a prize please?

robman

Only if I can get a prize for mentioning the politician, Richard Spring

Geezer

I worked with a lad called John Thomas, and someone called Mike Hunt, who curiously never saw the funny side of his name.

ONe of my friends works with an Ivor Kinghorn and an Ars Makadangdang (honestly!)

Richard F

That reminds me of my favourite - a guy I used to know called Richard Michael Hunt. Shorten it down...