Guys im just about p*****D off with the mrs and her constant barage of negative comments about my new scoob ,,,,,,,,
comments like

Its a boy racer car

It looks horrible

Its made of tin

It finds all the bumps in the road ,

Got a stupid alarm that you have to press a button to start engine .

and so on ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Every other person who sees it says its great . lovely car ,
To be honest i would have got a scoob earlier if it wasnt for her .

So any ideas what to do with her (keep it humane pls ) ?
I was thinking of trading her in for another model , preferbly a later model , but i signed a tie in agreement in a big church type thing a few years ago , which apparently is a legal binding document and if broken means she gets all my posessions incl the SCOOB
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Anyone seen the film Leon ?

 

Pick on something of hers you don't like. Then agree to disagree.
Let her drive it. (once and once only)

Good luck!

 

*****KILL HER******

 

The boss complains that "it makes her feel sick", something to go with G forces etc.

Told he she might prefer to walk.


Si

 

use the horrible ugly tin bumpfinding car to go fins a nubile 18 year old to nurse ur ego and other things after work

 

FFS, can't you establish your authority as a man? Never let a woman walk all over you. They will always push it and say more and more knowing they'll get away with it. If you let her continue, she'll make you sell it. Take afirmative action old boy.

 

Why on earth did you marry somebody who wasn't into cars in the first place

AJ

 

Refuse to pick her up after Bingo! Tell her to go buy her own car which she would be seen in.

 

Tell her the foot is coming down.

Just say NO, you're not taking this crap any more.

Paul

 

and if she doesn't like it she can get a divorce and so end up with the Scooby anyway!

 

Take her on holiday to eygpt & exchage her for some camels.

 

LOL

Try and sell her on the Audi TT foum or something.

 

Leave her at home and go off sh4gging a nubile 18yr old whos likes cars??

 

Oil Drum,40 Gallons of Acid.Sorted

 

Three easy steps

1) Dig a hole

2) Throw Her in

3) Fill in the hole

Job done

 

Stop the car there and then. Invite her to walk.

When/if you can afford to be a 2-car family, make sure she's got what SHE wants!!! Peace came at the price of a 2/h Cappuccino - lovely car, lots of fun so I'm not allowed to drive it!! (well, when she's looking, that is).

Phil

 

Let her drive it, she'll soon come round.

 

LOL@Jason!!!

 

A swift kick in the Jack and Danny should solve the problem.

 

I seriously don't get this. Why on earth do guys get involved with females who know absolutely nothing about cars??

You are supposed to have something in common and to me cars is a major topic of conversation!

Is it just me that is like this then cos there are so many guys on here moaning about their wifes/gf's not liking their scoob!

AJ

 

Me an my bird have sommat in common. I like nice Knockers, and she has nice Knockers

 

You should have married me, I love scoobs and drive ours Monday to Friday, I once took a day off work rather than drive our other car (SCOOB IN FOR A SERVICE). He got wise to my unwillingness to drive anything else and bought a 2nd car I don't mind driving. He still has to fight me for the scoob,though.

 

"Why on earth do guys get involved with females who know absolutely nothing about cars??"

I know nothing about ironing, but it didn't stop my Wife getting involved with me...

 

lmao i quite like the fact my other half dont like cars, going 2 shows ect, perfect excuse 2 go out with the lads at the weekend...... now if only she hated clubbing too lol