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Old 20 February 2000, 02:45 AM
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Just so you understand the American 'Thang' with "Trunk Monkeys"

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Old 20 February 2000, 08:16 AM
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You are so right Richard

I forgot how funny that thread was. A good read to be had by all

Thoroughly recommended.

Oh... by the way, If the trunk monkey for the MY01 WRX is cheaper in the UK, what about a group buy?
Old 20 February 2000, 10:15 AM
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I always felt the septics were behind us in car technology (ie to go faster just keep making the engine and petrol tank bigger) but after reading this, I see they have moved to the very forefront, indeed white hot crucible leading edge of the future with this startling "first" in automotive development!

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Is it now OK to bare one's "ar$e" in the back window (tr USA="fanny")after overtaking a particularly annoying plonker or must it be left to the "trunk" occupant?
Old 20 February 2000, 07:12 PM
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Oh that's definitely a job for the Trunk Monkey, particularly if fitted with the colon mounted 4" back box..

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Old 20 February 2000, 08:10 PM
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How can these Trunk Monkeys run on beer? Isn't it illegal to have alcohol opened in a car over there?

Nice to see that they need imported beer, that Yank stuff is as weak as p***!

I see that they have genetically modified them as well! That's all we want, the 'Great Unwashed' coming round to smash up your monkey.

The '4" Colon Muffler' sounds a bit painful as well, that should get the A.L.F. out in force
Old 20 February 2000, 11:35 PM
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I've just heard a romour that Toyota GB are releasing a 'Trunk addition'. However, due to the fact that we apparently drive 'buses', they are offering a 'Trunk Gorilla' instead. This will have considerably more power than a monkey, but will take a bit longer to get going, as well as not being as quick to get from side-to-side, with an obvious handling penalty over the monkey. It will also drink beer at a phenomenal rate, and, as the boot space in a Supra could be more accurately described as a rear-mounted glove-box, it will require the removal of the rear seats. Not that that would affect anyone over four years old anyway.
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You must go to Scoobysport and get their Gorilla Downpipe.. There's WAAY too much lag with a Trunk Gorilla.

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You have to go to Scoobysport to get a part for a Supra. Hmm, something not quite right there
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You know what I mean..

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