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17 September 2002, 04:17 PM
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I will be sticking a sticker on my car that say's SCOOBY SLAYER. Now I know this is rather sad and has been done before but I thought I would do it for the benefit of everyone in the midlands so thay know who they have been spanked by. Keep your eyes peeled for a black shed with stupid sticker coming your way.
I will keep records of the indviidual kills for posterity
[Edited by co55ie - 9/17/2002 4:18:46 PM]
I will keep records of the indviidual kills for posterity
[Edited by co55ie - 9/17/2002 4:18:46 PM]
17 September 2002, 04:25 PM
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co55ie...now that is comedy!!! very good...need to get stickers like they had in not the nine o'clock news (hegdehogs) of a scoob with line thru it..stick em on the drivers door for every one you beat...N.B. parked ones don't count! 
17 September 2002, 05:15 PM
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co55ie lol 
like it, u shouldn't have to spend to much money on stickers
[Edited by scooby-si - 9/17/2002 6:50:36 PM]
like it, u shouldn't have to spend to much money on stickers
[Edited by scooby-si - 9/17/2002 6:50:36 PM]
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17 September 2002, 05:43 PM
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by my calculations your car should be around the 300bhp mark, right
500bhp minus the 100bhp all cossie owners add to the output figures of there cars!
minus the 50bhp excuse all cossie owners use when they are beaten!(must have a weak actuator)
minus the 50bhp all rolling road vendors add on to keep their customers happy
don't think you will be doing much scoobie spanking with that mate!
500bhp minus the 100bhp all cossie owners add to the output figures of there cars!
minus the 50bhp excuse all cossie owners use when they are beaten!(must have a weak actuator)
minus the 50bhp all rolling road vendors add on to keep their customers happy
don't think you will be doing much scoobie spanking with that mate!
17 September 2002, 08:22 PM
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Scoobs must be worthy of mention if you have to put stickers on your car to enter the fold...why dont you get a model car that way you can change the body shell too...oh and impress even more children !
Oh my, I've just got involved....I'm off out to race a few Novas and impress the 17yr olds.
Oh my, I've just got involved....I'm off out to race a few Novas and impress the 17yr olds.
17 September 2002, 08:25 PM
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Hmmm..... another highly responsable Ford driver promoting safe driving and highway courtesy.
What a Dick. No wonder us ScoobyNetters think there's something wrong with you Co55ie when you put up posts like that... Dick.
Mak.
What a Dick. No wonder us ScoobyNetters think there's something wrong with you Co55ie when you put up posts like that... Dick.
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17 September 2002, 08:25 PM
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why don't you get a life and a car that costs more than 100 pounds without the drivetrain??? cos my friend if i take th drivetrain off your car, it's not worth more than 100 quid.
Get a life.
Get a life.
17 September 2002, 08:44 PM
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Jesus - do you write your own material or do you have a ghost writer, **** me - pass the oxygen i'm having another laughing fit, not sure if my ribs can take it after the half an hour i spent rolling around laughing hysterically when i opened this gem of a thread. 
Yo da man!
Got it i'm gionna get one saying 'Cossie Castraitor' and put it next between my Fido Dido and On a Mission stickers.
Anyone seen my tennis girl scratching her bare ar$e poster, i seem to have mislayed it?
[Edited by Paul Habgood - 9/17/2002 8:49:32 PM]
Yo da man!
Got it i'm gionna get one saying 'Cossie Castraitor' and put it next between my Fido Dido and On a Mission stickers.
Anyone seen my tennis girl scratching her bare ar$e poster, i seem to have mislayed it?
[Edited by Paul Habgood - 9/17/2002 8:49:32 PM]
17 September 2002, 09:54 PM
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coss1e ,
have you also got furry dice? <red and fluffy of cause>
and the old.. coss1e and tracey.. stickers
anyway i think you are good value, and you and your mates must p1ss yourselves about how wound up some people on here get !
[Edited by 323roy - 9/17/2002 9:55:32 PM]
have you also got furry dice? <red and fluffy of cause>
and the old.. coss1e and tracey.. stickers
anyway i think you are good value, and you and your mates must p1ss yourselves about how wound up some people on here get !
[Edited by 323roy - 9/17/2002 9:55:32 PM]
18 September 2002, 10:34 PM
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I would love to come to one of your meets is that an invite ?
I am thinking of all the kills I could make I could have a bloody field day. And stand on a soap box and bang on about how great fords are.
I am thinking of all the kills I could make I could have a bloody field day. And stand on a soap box and bang on about how great fords are.
18 September 2002, 10:46 PM
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How nice for you.
Do you derive any sexual gratification from sticking stickers over rust patches ? I am sure that if this is the case help is available
[Edited by co55ie - 9/18/2002 10:47:39 PM]
Do you derive any sexual gratification from sticking stickers over rust patches ? I am sure that if this is the case help is available
[Edited by co55ie - 9/18/2002 10:47:39 PM]
18 September 2002, 10:55 PM
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Yes Co55ie I do. And you do too, so stop being so shy and admit it. How big's yer patch?? heh-heh.
If you want a race I'll bring my Fiat Punto 1100cc of Italian shetland pony. Then I can stick a 'i've beat a rusty cossie' sticker on it. hoho!!
Seriously though, I'm only recent to the forum, but exactly what Cosworth do you have. If its an Escort I'd be well impressed, still like the 2 door Sierra for attitude. 4 door 2WD is a ripper too.
If you want a race I'll bring my Fiat Punto 1100cc of Italian shetland pony. Then I can stick a 'i've beat a rusty cossie' sticker on it. hoho!!
Seriously though, I'm only recent to the forum, but exactly what Cosworth do you have. If its an Escort I'd be well impressed, still like the 2 door Sierra for attitude. 4 door 2WD is a ripper too.
18 September 2002, 11:05 PM
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Marky I have a 4 by 4 saff. Considered the escort but its virtually the same mechanically. Its been fully rebuilt from the groundup and runs 440bhp on the road and will run 540 for trackdays.
Its great fun
Its great fun
19 September 2002, 12:32 PM
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Go on then Co55ie, fess up.... how many hundreds of BHP has the Vauxhall got?
How many grannies in Metro's have you managed to annoy in that one?
Bet its got superfandango wide wheels on it with an aftermarket zorst, tints and furry seat covers too!
In fact its probably wearing the boot spoiler that was knicked off my Accord Type R too...
How many Scoob scalps you got so far Co55ie? Any of note? Any highly modified opponents or just Impreza Sports?
Got a picture of the Vauxhall? Been a crap day and I need a laugh.
(Probably keep them in the same (very safe) place as the pictures of the Saff Cossie - your dreams!)
Bet you drive a Nova really...
Mak.
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How many grannies in Metro's have you managed to annoy in that one?
Bet its got superfandango wide wheels on it with an aftermarket zorst, tints and furry seat covers too!
In fact its probably wearing the boot spoiler that was knicked off my Accord Type R too...
How many Scoob scalps you got so far Co55ie? Any of note? Any highly modified opponents or just Impreza Sports?
Got a picture of the Vauxhall? Been a crap day and I need a laugh.
(Probably keep them in the same (very safe) place as the pictures of the Saff Cossie - your dreams!)
Bet you drive a Nova really...
Mak.
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19 September 2002, 12:39 PM
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Wasn't there an Impreza that was named Cossie killer? Just a thought..........
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Why do you all bite when he tries to wind you all up.............it works every time
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Why do you all bite when he tries to wind you all up.............it works every time