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Engine oil, you know it's dead dinosaurs don't you? Also mine was also constantly covered in dead flies all over the front, but I don't thinkt hey come like that as standard
And what about the tyres? made from rubber (ok probably more like synthetic butyl-summat but stick with me) which comes from trees which grow in the ground fertilised by the pooh of Burmese mountain yaks.
And what about the steel? Has carbon in it which more than likely comes from the decayed remains of carboniferous life forms like more trees or dead dinoaurs.
And what about the paint? Are the pigments not extracted from the skin of the rare Japanese speckled free range three-bollokd tree frog? (Execpt WR Blue which is pure extract of sperm whale sperm).
I heard a rumour that one of the mechanics who fitted the wing mirrors when my my99 was built had a steak pie for his lunch that day..... think I should sell my car?