foxyange

It was reported earlier today that a group of students from the University of the West of England stole the monkeys from Bristol Zoo and replaced them with IT contractors. Officals at the zoo have, as yet, not noticed the change and have reported the 'cheeky chimps' as "a little fatter and more angry than usual but otherwise normal."

Further updates will follow.

polarbearit

Grrr,

Sounds about right though!