jonny gav

iTrader: (1)

what is the best thing to say to your partner when they nag you about the amount of time/money you spend on your scooby????



"its better i am spending time with my car than an other woman right???"

"i got it cheap honest!!!"

Katana

The Jedi mind trick normally works for me...

tinydelete

johhny gav , that is brilliant i have printed that out to put in her face every time she goes on about you love that car more than what you do me

Des

Whilst driving in town:

'Would you prefer I looked at cars or that gorgeous womans butt over there?'....

Worked so far..

Me*shell

I encourage him to play with the Scoob just so I can get the remote control for the telly once in a while

Scooby Dooby Blue

Emphasize the positives of the mod you're fitting...

Quickshift - will stop me crunching gears hence prolonging the life of the 'box

Panel Filter - Increased fuel economy as better air flow

Dump Valve - Easier on the turbo prolonging its life

Morettes - Safer night driving due to better lighting

PPP - More power at your right foot should you need it to safely overtake a bus/lorry/string of slow drivers etc.

High level spoiler - ermm...you figure that one out

Paul

RichiW

Keeps rain off the rear window because of the vortex it causes.... better visability


Rich.

Catalunya74

if it did'nt go on the car, then it'll have to go on the dancing girls!

ukhuskynox

"The scoob is cheaper to run than you are!"

Dizzy

"what part?" quickly hiding the pacaging.

"Do you want me to be able to stop?!" (when complaining about brake prices)

I've also tried the better economy line. Although since I left my walet @ home this weekend and she had to fill the car up AND on the way back that one wont wash anymore

However now I've taken her round on a track day (granted in the westi) and heard me n dad talking about new engines (e.g. £1000 on a puma) scoob mods seem quite cheap

pele

I say to HIM

At least I'm not shopping!

Steve 555

Rear Prodrive spoiler make for good picnic tables

Jolly Green Monster 2

>>High level spoiler - ermm...you figure that one out
It is good for picnic stops...

If I didn't spend the money on the Scooby I might buy a Superbike!

Doesn't work for me though as I already have a superbike... doh!

JGM

DrEvil

ukhuskynox - ROFL I'd agree with that one!

Jen

Just do it and hope he doesn't notice

...still trying to figure out how well that will work with the prodrive spoiler I want though

jasey

**** OFF BITCH

Makalu

Whad'ya mean you've spent £40 on a lipstick? - Get back in the kitchen and finish the ironing!

(oooh Im in trouble now!)

Mak.
;o)

RichS

"Of course I'll stop spending money on the car dear ..... maybe we could get a pool table instead?"

Jen

lol - my other half said that yesterday!!

(although I spend mos the money on the car anyway... )

Steve 555

If you can't stand a joke you shouldn't have joined

Jen

well I quite wanted a table tennis table...

swan

"It's cheaper than a child"

Use with caution.