whilst I was racing him tried givin it the large on the twisties as we were neck and neck and he crashed into a wall/barrier.

****in noob messin with my S40. I swear I'll beat anyone these days since ive fitted the induction kit and got a extra 40 horses. Comeon have a go, I'll race for money, any time anywhere

 

You know mate, you get progressively more bizzarre with every post !

 

quality

 

al have you been told you only have 6 months left to live? if so drive into asda and wipe out all those grannies who park their trollies in the middle of the aisles.

 

that makes it easier for the police to locate the 3rd party !!!

 

next it will be.........."biker crashed into a petrol tanker caused it to explode killing half a primary school.....fooookin stupid bikers....trying to race me in my sloppy handling, vomit inducing, cardigan wearing long boat of an S40"

Or are u gonna move on to puttin on stickers to get another 40 bhp and start to crush F1 cars and jet fighters..... "fooookin jet fighters trying to out run my long arsed barge of an S40"

 

I was thinking about getting sticker but the man told me I would get an extra 10lbft torque over the stickers if I went with the go faster stripes.

 

Stop trying to make out as if you were joking with your first thread. You ment it and got owned, so stop it now.

 

I think if i had a Volvo and was aged under 70 i would keep my mouth shut.

 

volvos are the dogs danglies mate. Understated comfort and reliability, everyone on the road loves you, and still has a fair bit of boot to beat vectras mondeos and R1's.

 

Definitely a few sandwiches short of a full picnic..........

 

I hope Ronaldo was riding it??

 

There's only one thing Ronaldo will be riding when he gets back and its likely to be Rooney's fist..

 

You need to get proper lessons on baiting ,see DCI Gene Hunt/PSLewis,s threads before you post again you sad lonely volvo driving gimp.Either that or try getting a girl friend.

 

LOL

 

 

Damn straight

 

lol ***** go highlight the first post of my other thread you thick ****s.

 

Anyone who writes like that has no business calling other people thick.