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Old 21 April 2006, 10:02 PM
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I hate these my car faster than your's threads but I must admit I gained immense pleasure out of w**king over a 4.2 A8 yesterday (private road),

I thought the scoob was carp over 80mph due to carp aerodynamics, I must have been in his slipstream as I was doing the fall back and accelerate to the bumper trick up to about 140mph (private road) f'ing exec car wa**ers and their I am better than thou attitudes, hope you cried over your dinner, bitch.

Next time you are trundling along at 80mph, just concede and get out of the f'ing way, not speed up to show me how big your d**k is.
Old 21 April 2006, 10:10 PM
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Wicked man

You must have been real close to get in the slip stream

I am sure he went back to his wife and kids in his detached house and blubbed his eyes out
Old 21 April 2006, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by davyboy
Wicked man

You must have been real close to get in the slip stream

I am sure he went back to his wife and kids in his detached house and blubbed his eyes out
I reckon they did as well, I bet you he go the leather belt out that night. I is wicked man!!
Old 21 April 2006, 11:54 PM
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Well done mate you doing all the scooby drivers proud. Im sure he was wondering what was wrong when his 2 ton ultra luxury cruiser was getting harrassed by a subaru. he must have loved you being up his backside at 140mph.

BTW was it a diesel or petrol? Just imagine all the excuses he would be coming up with to himself. "If only my car wasnt electronically limited I could have raced on to 170 and had him"
Old 22 April 2006, 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Varboy
I hate these my car faster than your's threads but I must admit I gained immense pleasure out of w**king over a 4.2 A8 yesterday (private road),

I thought the scoob was carp over 80mph due to carp aerodynamics, I must have been in his slipstream as I was doing the fall back and accelerate to the bumper trick up to about 140mph (private road) f'ing exec car wa**ers and their I am better than thou attitudes, hope you cried over your dinner, bitch.

Next time you are trundling along at 80mph, just concede and get out of the f'ing way, not speed up to show me how big your d**k is.
Sounds like you're the one with the chip on their shoulder. P*ss off and grow up!
Old 22 April 2006, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by chrispurvis100
Sounds like you're the one with the chip on their shoulder. P*ss off and grow up!
Agreed, what a ****
Old 22 April 2006, 12:41 AM
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lol.....wind up one assumes? or ****? so hard to tell these days.

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Old 22 April 2006, 10:34 AM
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this kind of thread really cracks me up, lol
Old 22 April 2006, 11:26 AM
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Kinda funny considering you posted on the tailgate thread ...... ''if someone wants to go faster than me, I concede, pull over and let them pass'' ...... pmsl.....
Old 22 April 2006, 11:31 AM
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ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Has he gone yet?
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Old 22 April 2006, 11:38 AM
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good for you

Old 22 April 2006, 11:46 AM
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http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=509768
Old 22 April 2006, 12:01 PM
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A8, 340 BHP in a 2 tonne + LUXURY car Vs a Sports car Duh!!!
WTF do you expect, try again with the sport verson the S8, see it whoop yo ***

If you want a proper race go find an S or RS Audi or a sport quattro.
Old 22 April 2006, 01:09 PM
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The problem is that scoobys are now cheap enough to be purchased by chavs who used to drive novas etc, hence more threads like this one
Old 22 April 2006, 01:39 PM
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Its just a pity that after passing the A8 he didn't career into a tree and kill himself, at least been one less @rsehole on the road!
Old 22 April 2006, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Who
Its just a pity that after passing the A8 he didn't career into a tree and kill himself, at least been one less @rsehole on the road!
I was grinning at the various comments in this thread, but when I read the above I just laughed out loud! So funny!!
Old 22 April 2006, 03:05 PM
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Whereas I think that it's taking it little bit too far, wishing other drivers dead

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Old 22 April 2006, 03:12 PM
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Whereas I think you should demount your high horse and lighten up.
Old 22 April 2006, 03:49 PM
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That's the great thing about BBSs - nobody actually gives a flying **** about your or my, or anybody else's opinion.

However, regardless of whether or not you think I should "lighten up" (not that I care what you think), do you actually think that wishing somebody dead is right? Some anger-management issues there (for Dr Who), me thinks.....

Dan

And for the record, I have neither a high horse nor any other type of horse (hate the bloody things! )
Old 22 April 2006, 04:09 PM
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[QUOTE=Varboy]admit I gained immense pleasure out of w**king over a 4.2 A8 yesterday (private road),

Id be pissed off if you masturbated over my car. Does semen stain the paintwork like bird ****?
Old 22 April 2006, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo555
That's the great thing about BBSs - nobody actually gives a flying **** about your or my, or anybody else's opinion.

However, regardless of whether or not you think I should "lighten up" (not that I care what you think), do you actually think that wishing somebody dead is right? Some anger-management issues there (for Dr Who), me thinks.....

Dan

And for the record, I have neither a high horse nor any other type of horse (hate the bloody things! )
Do you actually think he meant it?
Old 22 April 2006, 04:34 PM
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With the new calibre of Scoobynet members?

I'm not even going to respond to that

But, regardless of whether he meant it not, why post something SO negative?
Especially in these recent times where the marque has come under fire (as have Scoobynet members) for the type of owners it attracts - this type of post doesn't exactly "build bridges" does it? IMHO, just confirms type.

Dan
Old 22 April 2006, 05:16 PM
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Your right but he was just expressing his anger to a person who is helping to damage the reputation of the scooby by sticking his dick up a A8 exhaust pipe whilst doing 140mph.
Old 22 April 2006, 07:44 PM
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too true - 2 wrongs don't make a right though

Either way, we're now giving this thread more air time than it deserves!!!

Dan
Old 22 April 2006, 08:09 PM
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I have raced an S8 before now. Not that much quicker than the Multipla !
Old 22 April 2006, 09:00 PM
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May be if everybody stopped posting this boring thread would wilt & die
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