How not to drive at a cruise!!!
31 October 2003, 11:07 AM
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PMSL at that *** in the MR2- hahahah, what a d1ck.
That Martini liveried Nova is funny too why do that? For a laugh?
That Martini liveried Nova is funny too why do that? For a laugh?
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31 October 2003, 11:16 AM
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Not sure which is the bigger anus, the driver of the MR2 or the cameraman. "I've got the whole f**kin thing on video bro, oh my god, oh f**kin hell".
Good to see the MR2 living up to the French name for it.
I assume that Nova has all the stickers down the side of it, to hold it all together?
Good to see the MR2 living up to the French name for it.
I assume that Nova has all the stickers down the side of it, to hold it all together?
31 October 2003, 11:44 AM
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How on earth did the MR2 driver lose it? He was barely going over 20/30 mph and appeared to be going in a straight line. A little bit of corrective steering input might have been useful 
Pity he didn't break off more of that gay bodykit on the Bora, especially those awfully distasteful wing mirrors.
Pity he didn't break off more of that gay bodykit on the Bora, especially those awfully distasteful wing mirrors.
31 October 2003, 03:59 PM
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Even if his accelerator stuck on it doesn't take a genius to knock the thing into neutral- at least thats what I did when I had my accelerator stick at about 5K revs in a Vectra.
31 October 2003, 04:41 PM
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Back in the early eighties I had a 3.0s Capri. One saturday afternoon when work had finished there was me, and a guy in a 4.2 jag left on the car park. It was obvious what was going to happen, and sure enough he gave it some wellie when he saw me. So thinking it would be very rude not to oblige, I booted the old girl. As we rounded a long left hander leading on to the main road, I thought **** he's going a bit fast to take that! He was! he went straight across a roundabout at full throttle and smacked a huge lamp post dead centre of the jag. The lamp was ripped out of the ground, and wedged itself under the car which carried on through a garden wall. Point of the tale is, when the plod got there it came to light that when he floored it, the throotle linkage went past it's stop and locked at full revs!!! How fast do you think he was going. 4.2 auto (kickdown)6000 rpm??????
This is a true story the guy now runs a chippy in Leyland. Don't you Bert????
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This is a true story the guy now runs a chippy in Leyland. Don't you Bert????
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31 October 2003, 06:40 PM
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Well I am the owner of that Nova. Gossy knows of me if u want to know what I am like although I aint seen him for a while.
Why? Originally built for rallying about 2 yrs ago but money fell through after non fault accident, someone rolled their car infront of me. Martini gaphics were chosen to attract attention to the car to gain further sponsorship deals.
The whole car was prepared by myself when I was 19 including spraying all the graphics, no they're not stickers, and all the external and internal modifications. Why knock someone elses hard work?
Money is now being spent on a 450bhp Jap Hillclimb/sprint machine.
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P.S. U may have to spray ur common Scoobies like that if u ever want them to stand out from todays roads
Why? Originally built for rallying about 2 yrs ago but money fell through after non fault accident, someone rolled their car infront of me. Martini gaphics were chosen to attract attention to the car to gain further sponsorship deals.
The whole car was prepared by myself when I was 19 including spraying all the graphics, no they're not stickers, and all the external and internal modifications. Why knock someone elses hard work?
Money is now being spent on a 450bhp Jap Hillclimb/sprint machine.
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Nad
P.S. U may have to spray ur common Scoobies like that if u ever want them to stand out from todays roads
31 October 2003, 08:41 PM
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Pre-SIAL
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=644154
Go through the thread and you might find some postings from Scoobynetters
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=644154
Go through the thread and you might find some postings from Scoobynetters
31 October 2003, 10:25 PM
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If that was my jetta I would have started it up turned around crashed into that guy's car so hard core then I would drag him out of his car if he's still alive and do a fat burn out on his head.
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31 October 2003, 11:40 PM
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1) You are a ****
2) You are under 20 years old
3) Nobody has had the good grace to tell you're a ****
2) You are under 20 years old
3) Nobody has had the good grace to tell you're a ****
Betting close.
The whole car was prepared by myself when I was 19
01 November 2003, 12:05 AM
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ok i place a bet here, !
ok nad sorry to be cold
, but that is ****e big time, for the money you put in to that you could have got a nice lancia delta with them liverys on it for 4k .
total cak
ok nad sorry to be cold
, but that is ****e big time, for the money you put in to that you could have got a nice lancia delta with them liverys on it for 4k . total cak
01 November 2003, 02:59 AM
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Nad, car looks fine by me
Too many old gits on here that forget their roots quick enough once they get a scoob!!
I aint ashamed to say that i was a vauxhall astra nut as a youth, went through 4 models. spent thousands of pounds on them, mostly styling mods which were sh!te in a lot of peoples eyes. got a scoob now, but im not gonna be laughing at well presented Novas like yours.
Cliff.
Too many old gits on here that forget their roots quick enough once they get a scoob!!
I aint ashamed to say that i was a vauxhall astra nut as a youth, went through 4 models. spent thousands of pounds on them, mostly styling mods which were sh!te in a lot of peoples eyes. got a scoob now, but im not gonna be laughing at well presented Novas like yours.
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01 November 2003, 09:40 AM
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No one said the work on the Nova was sh1te (expect maybe the crack about stickers holding the car together) but a Martini paint job on a Nova? It's wrong! It makes it looks as if you're trying to pretend you have a Lancia Delta as they're a similar shape (if you squint in the dark) therefore people will assume you're a ****, even if you're not. Nice spray job, but maybe a custom design would have attracted more attention from prospective sponsors?
01 November 2003, 11:30 AM
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All the work only cost about 3.5k incl wheels, tarmac suspension and body enhancements. Yes the idea was to make it like a Lancia Delta as this was the car that the Nova was originally styled like if u go looking thru the archives. The graphics are off 1992 Monte Carlo car.
If I was ever gonna get a Lancia it would be an Evo 2 and 3 yrs ago I didnt have 12k burning a whole in my pocket.
The thing u have got to remember is its a lot cheaper to rally a Nova than a Lancia, this was the initial plan anyway. TBH I dont care what people think off me, it gets me noticed and as they say bad publicity is better than no publicity.
L8rs
Nad
P.S. Yes the body is falling to bits, its got cracks and damage all over it but its because it get used instead of sitting around being polished.
If I was ever gonna get a Lancia it would be an Evo 2 and 3 yrs ago I didnt have 12k burning a whole in my pocket.
The thing u have got to remember is its a lot cheaper to rally a Nova than a Lancia, this was the initial plan anyway. TBH I dont care what people think off me, it gets me noticed and as they say bad publicity is better than no publicity.
L8rs
Nad
P.S. Yes the body is falling to bits, its got cracks and damage all over it but its because it get used instead of sitting around being polished.
01 November 2003, 11:42 AM
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This post from the vwvortex forum cracks me up:
"Stevenek
does the guy video taping say "another mr2 down the hole" and "he almost hit the type r"... yea almost! would have saved that NICE jetta! "
Do the two words NICE and jetta belong together in the same sentence - me thinks not!
"Stevenek
does the guy video taping say "another mr2 down the hole" and "he almost hit the type r"... yea almost! would have saved that NICE jetta! "
Do the two words NICE and jetta belong together in the same sentence - me thinks not!