Wife leaving me for a guy with a Cossie
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Came in tonight to find the missus with two Safeway bags packed with tracksuits, said she's leaving me for a guy with a Cossie, met him whilst she was giving a class on self esteem at some DIY Tattoo removal class or something.
I'm getting onto my lawyer right now First thing I said was , what the hell are his shell suits doing in here, seeming they needed a wash as he had a major oil leak in the driveway whilst waiting for her to pack and while he was under the bonnet he rebuilt the engine to make sure they could make it the 5 miles down the road.
Gutted
Cammy
[Edited by camk - 8/22/2002 7:46:05 PM]
I'm getting onto my lawyer right now First thing I said was , what the hell are his shell suits doing in here, seeming they needed a wash as he had a major oil leak in the driveway whilst waiting for her to pack and while he was under the bonnet he rebuilt the engine to make sure they could make it the 5 miles down the road.
Gutted
Cammy
[Edited by camk - 8/22/2002 7:46:05 PM]
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that's a bloody co-incidence! My mrs left me too tonight for another bloke who was driving an *delete as applicable* impreza/lancer/gtir/(run-of-the mill 'performance' jap car).
She said that he was much her type; introverted (ie boring) due to being the school geek and often bullied because of it, ugly...because of his lack of social life in his teen years he got well into pc's and is now in a fairly well paid job in IT....hence the expensive jap car ! Bonus!
Plus with him having a head like someone had has over it and a weedy but very unfit body due to hours sitting in front of his monitor at work or jacking off over shady internet sites, no other female will ever look at him so monogamy is guaranteed. Well on his behalf anyway .
Guys with these nice jap cars have it made, must get me-self one .
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