please remember there is some training involved
this training will be lead by smacs resident liverpool fan "moneys"

the training will include watching several hours of liverpoll f.c
walking round in public wearing a liverpool f.c football shirt
shorts may even be included
listerning to mr money go on and on about the champions league
practising pushing past officials and police
no football will be played as mr money is not fit enough to play and talk at the same time
standing in the street singing "ring of fire" while holding a pint of lager :


once you have past these tests you will be able to get in the NBO ,
WITHOUT A TICKET

 

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but we will charge him fifty quid + VAT to leave the NBO field
and you want to see the size of our new judges./security officer who was appointed last night at the TTS /NBO committee meeting