Whos got the most offensive joke?
11 February 2014, 08:26 PM
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Sickipedia is your best bet... if this 'joke' makes you laugh you will like it. 
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Why is Madeleine McCann like a submarine ?....
Both are 10 feet under and full of seamen.
You can't apologise for sick jokes because by their very nature they are just wrong lol
....Why is Madeleine McCann like a submarine ?....
Both are 10 feet under and full of seamen.
You can't apologise for sick jokes because by their very nature they are just wrong lol
11 February 2014, 08:34 PM
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Is there any need for a thread like this?
I'm no prude but would rather hear some decent jokes - not ones which rely on the disgust factor ...........
I'm no prude but would rather hear some decent jokes - not ones which rely on the disgust factor ...........
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11 February 2014, 08:37 PM
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
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But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Now, isn't that better?
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But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Now, isn't that better?
11 February 2014, 08:38 PM
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11 February 2014, 08:42 PM
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to me offensive jokes are funny hence why i started this thread, if they are not your cup of tea dont click on the thread, surely thats easily worked out isnt it
11 February 2014, 08:44 PM
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A man walks into a petrol station and says can I please have a kitkat chunky.
The woman behind the till gets a kitkat chunky and hands it to him.
No says the man,I wanted a normal kitkat you fat bitch.
The woman behind the till gets a kitkat chunky and hands it to him.
No says the man,I wanted a normal kitkat you fat bitch.
11 February 2014, 08:51 PM
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OK, OK, OK, you want offensive .......
An old man goes to the doctor for some tests.
When he gets the results, the doctor tells him that he has bad news.
The old man says, "Just give it to me straight, doc."
The doctor says, "Well, you have cancer, .............................................. and I'm afraid I have to also tell you that you have Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "I guess it could be worse..........
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......................... I could have cancer."
An old man goes to the doctor for some tests.
When he gets the results, the doctor tells him that he has bad news.
The old man says, "Just give it to me straight, doc."
The doctor says, "Well, you have cancer, .............................................. and I'm afraid I have to also tell you that you have Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "I guess it could be worse..........
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......................... I could have cancer."
11 February 2014, 08:58 PM
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I was watching a porno and this girl managed to gag on the bloke's **** for up to five minutes at a time. Amazed by such a performance, I tried this with my wife and ended up killing her.
Turns out that I just have a slow internet connection.
Turns out that I just have a slow internet connection.
11 February 2014, 08:59 PM
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OK, OK, OK, you want offensive .......
An old man goes to the doctor for some tests.
When he gets the results, the doctor tells him that he has bad news.
The old man says, "Just give it to me straight, doc."
The doctor says, "Well, you have cancer, .............................................. and I'm afraid I have to also tell you that you have Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "I guess it could be worse..........
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......................... I could have cancer."
An old man goes to the doctor for some tests.
When he gets the results, the doctor tells him that he has bad news.
The old man says, "Just give it to me straight, doc."
The doctor says, "Well, you have cancer, .............................................. and I'm afraid I have to also tell you that you have Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "I guess it could be worse..........
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......................... I could have cancer."
11 February 2014, 09:07 PM
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A primary school teacher spots that Johnny, one of her pupils, is clutching a cat. She inquires, "Johnny, why is your cat at school today?"
Johnny, now in tears, replies, "I heard the postman telling Mummy 'when the kids go to school today, I'm going to eat your *****'!"
Johnny, now in tears, replies, "I heard the postman telling Mummy 'when the kids go to school today, I'm going to eat your *****'!"
11 February 2014, 09:10 PM
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Black bloke goes into a record shop and asks the guy behind the counter, "Do you have anything by the doors?"
The guy behind the counter responds, "Two CCTV cameras now **** off."
The guy behind the counter responds, "Two CCTV cameras now **** off."
