And resorted to sending threats instead

Federal Bureau of Investigation
Intelligence Field Unit J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.



Attention: Beneficary,

I am Special Agent Erick Bolt from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Intelligence Unit, we Intercepted two consignment boxes at JFK Airport, New York, the boxes were scanned but found out that it contained large sum of money ($4.1 million) and also some backup documents which bears your name as the Beneficiary/Receiver of the money, Investigation carried out on the diplomat that accompanied the boxes into the United States, said that he was to deliver the fund to your residence as overdue payment owed to you by the Federal Republic of Nigeria through the security company in the United Kingdom.

Meanwhile, we cross check all legal documents in the boxes but we found out that your consignment was lacking an important document and we cannot release the boxes to the diplomat until the document is found, right now we have no other choice than to confiscate your consignment.

According to Internal Revenue Code (IRC) in Title 26 also contain reporting requirement on a Form 8300, Report of Cash Payment Over $10,000 Received in a Trade or Business, money laundering activity may violate 18 USC §1956, 18 USC 1957, 18 USC 1960, and provision of Title 31, and 26 USC 6050I of the United States Code (USC), this section will discuss only those money laundering and currency violation under the jurisdiction of IRS, your consignment lacks proof of ownership certificate from the joint team of IRS and IRC, therefore you need to reply back immediately for direction on how to procure this certificate to enable us relieved the charge of evading the law on you, which is a punishable offense in the United States.

You are required to reply back within 72hours or you will be prosecuted in a court of law for money laundering, also you are instructed to desist from further contact with any bank(s) or person(s) in Nigeria or the United kingdom or any part of the world regarding your payment because your consignment has been confiscated by the Federal Bureau here in the United States.

Yours In Service,
Agent Erick Bolt
Regional Deputy Director
Intelligence Field Unit


Well I'm just crappin' my pants now
Don't you just love the internet

 

should forward the email to the actualy FBI, they wont appreciate being immitated and actualy look into it lol

 

Some people are fooking nuts!!!

 

You can tell it is fake as everyone knows FBI agents are all called Special Agent Johnson

 

No relation.....

 

No need to worry as I just received it so you're off the hook, it's me they want

 

Apparently the MI5, West Mercia Police and athe UK intelligence agency have "fined" me £250 for visiting a "illegal" website.

Payable only via Ucash/Moneygram etc.

FFS it has a picture of the Queen on the notification

 

All I get is

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Bait it, if they ask for your ID, they should already have it since they're the FBI. And then confess that you've much worse things at that they can keep the $4.1m as it's small change to you.

 

I love replying back to these, I also like making up passwords and user names so they think they have got my bank details

 

I would like to have a bit of fun with this, but it was spammed to my business email account so I don't want to run the risk of inviting loads more of the same trash.