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Old 27 October 2013, 09:33 PM
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Just why would you be that desperate to test for this??

http://www.boots.com/en/Spermcheck-M...0i9%20niioCjCC
Old 27 October 2013, 09:41 PM
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Proof you're shooting blanks when she tries to stiff you for child support?
Old 27 October 2013, 09:51 PM
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Good point
Old 27 October 2013, 09:54 PM
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Now why we're you looking at these is the question?
Old 27 October 2013, 10:07 PM
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Where does it say you have to be desperate, friends of mine are struggling to have children and it's a horrible time for them. Tests like this can be a quick, cheap way to see if you're working as you should be.

Now if they have one that will stop it working, that would be me desperately trying to buy it.
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Well mine would be none exsistant then

i'll save the £29.99 lol


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Old 27 October 2013, 10:41 PM
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i take it you've never struggled with nature then?

we were trying for 6 months for our first kid and over 2 and a half years for our second. i had a sperm test at the hospital, it's not great walking in there and the nurse giving you a pot and telling you to go into a cubicle and knock one out!!!

trying for kids can be a real difficult time, at least this test is quick and convenient and not as embarrassing

and my results were 'good quality'
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
Where does it say you have to be desperate, friends of mine are struggling to have children and it's a horrible time for them. Tests like this can be a quick, cheap way to see if you're working as you should be.

Now if they have one that will stop it working, that would be me desperately trying to buy it.


So they just stepped up to take the test or was it the woman that forced their hand Either way men don't really care they do it to shut women up

If I'm wrong I'm sorry but
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i take it you've never struggled with nature then?

we were trying for 6 months for our first kid and over 2 and a half years for our second. i had a sperm test at the hospital, it's not great walking in there and the nurse giving you a pot and telling you to go into a cubicle and knock one out!!!

trying for kids can be a real difficult time, at least this test is quick and convenient and not as embarrassing

and my results were 'good quality'

Load your iPad or cell phone with some quality ****. No problem knocking one out when on the go
Old 28 October 2013, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by BoozyDave
i take it you've never struggled with nature then?

we were trying for 6 months for our first kid and over 2 and a half years for our second. i had a sperm test at the hospital, it's not great walking in there and the nurse giving you a pot and telling you to go into a cubicle and knock one out!!!

trying for kids can be a real difficult time, at least this test is quick and convenient and not as embarrassing

and my results were 'good quality'
Thanks for sharing, Im going to sleep much better when I go to bed soon knowing your Jizz is of a good quality....
Old 28 October 2013, 06:52 AM
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I hope mine is shooting blanks, I ****ing hate kids
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Originally Posted by the shreksta
I hope mine is shooting blanks, I ****ing hate kids
Old 28 October 2013, 10:11 AM
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Bloody hell, think me and Pimmo hold the 5 yard record through lead walls for impregnating our other halves

Decide to try, couple fumbles an two weeks later she's late. 9 months on a 10lber pops out I'd say mine are 'good quality' too

Pimmo/Mark, best of luck to your mates, but you stay away from her 'katchacha' ok!
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
Bloody hell, think me and Pimmo hold the 5 yard record through lead walls for impregnating our other halves

Decide to try, couple fumbles an two weeks later she's late. 9 months on a 10lber pops out I'd say mine are 'good quality' too

Pimmo/Mark, best of luck to your mates, but you stay away from her 'katchacha' ok!
Check you out "ya Big Stuuuud" being bald has it's benefits, all that testosterone gives you "Super Sperm"

Pimmo and mark's mates might require your Super Stud services, though I doubt their birds will thank you when a 10 pounder pops out.

Wizards and sleeves spring to mind.
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Originally Posted by BoozyDave
i had a sperm test at the hospital, it's not great walking in there and the nurse giving you a pot and telling you to go into a cubicle and knock one out!!!
Had the same, except the Mrs came with me in to the room. The nurse just grinned, as did I
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
Check you out "ya Big Stuuuud" being bald has it's benefits, all that testosterone gives you "Super Sperm"

Pimmo and mark's mates might require your Super Stud services, though I doubt their birds will thank you when a 10 pounder pops out.

Wizards and sleeves spring to mind.
Pimmo is Mark - keep up

As for wizard sleeve, a few extra stitches and it's tight as a ducks **** again
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
Bloody hell, think me and Pimmo hold the 5 yard record through lead walls for impregnating our other halves

Decide to try, couple fumbles an two weeks later she's late. 9 months on a 10lber pops out I'd say mine are 'good quality' too

Pimmo/Mark, best of luck to your mates, but you stay away from her 'katchacha' ok!
Breast feeding for 12 months (can't get pregnant, in theory no cycling - shut up), stopped, within a week was pregnant lol would have been quicker but she decided to produce that red stuff for a few days

Originally Posted by ditchmyster
Check you out "ya Big Stuuuud" being bald has it's benefits, all that testosterone gives you "Super Sperm"

Pimmo and mark's mates might require your Super Stud services, though I doubt their birds will thank you when a 10 pounder pops out.

Wizards and sleeves spring to mind.
I offered, but having seen his misses .. the sperm is likely stopping at the door.
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Originally Posted by BoozyDave
i take it you've never struggled with nature then? we were trying for 6 months for our first kid and over 2 and a half years for our second .... and my results were 'good quality'
That may be the case, but you do realise that even good quality splooge still doesn't work very well if you shoot it on her face don't you, Dave

Although that will save her a fortune in Boots No 7 Anti aging cream!




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