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Old 03 September 2013, 03:13 PM
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Register being read on the first day back at a school in Birmingham.

The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:-

“Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?” “Here”

“Achmed El Kabul?” “Here”

“Fatima Al Hayek? ” “Here”

“Ali Abdul Olmi?” “Here”

“Mohammed Bin Kadir?” “Here”

“Ali Son al En” – silence in the classroom.

“Ali Son al En” – continued silence as everyone looked around the room.

The teacher repeated the call.

A girl stood up and said, “Sorry miss, I think that’s me. It’s pronounced Alison Allen.
Old 03 September 2013, 03:26 PM
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Racist!

Old 03 September 2013, 04:30 PM
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hahahahaha
Old 04 September 2013, 12:01 AM
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As Headmaster of a Catholic primary school, the first thing I have to do in the morning is read the register.

In case any of my teachers have been put on it overnight.
Old 04 September 2013, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by warrenm2
As Headmaster of a Catholic primary school, the first thing I have to do in the morning is read the register.

In case any of my teachers have been put on it overnight.
Old 04 September 2013, 06:37 AM
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Ditto
Old 04 September 2013, 07:24 AM
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Old 04 September 2013, 09:43 AM
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HAHAHA.
Old 04 September 2013, 03:28 PM
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Made me smile!

Les
Old 04 September 2013, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Made me smile!

Les
And me
Old 04 September 2013, 05:27 PM
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is either the above in Birmingham.. or In Essex it might as well be a French wine list or the name of a Perfume house.

All spelt the wrong way

LoL
Old 05 September 2013, 06:45 PM
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No wonder the teachers are striking having to read that lot out...
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