RobsyUK

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Well i went to the doctors for a man check up and expected him to have a feel around of the *****.

Then he was literally tugging at them and saying 'look, they are down need your knees and you're not in pain.

At first i thought ok, he is a doctor and he is thouroughly checking them out but then a few minutes later i got the feeling he was enjoying it. Escpecially the tap on the thigh and the 'all done'.

Then he realised he could take full advantage of the situation and check my prostate..

I have seen men have it checked on embarresing bodies and figured it can't be that bad...

I see him lube 2 fingers and then he asks me to get into position. Laying there concerned that he could see my unbleached star fish and without even counting down from 3 he goesknuckle deep with 2 fingers!!!

I yelped like a bitch and bizzarly clentched! The sensation of what felt like a mans fist poking away was horrible.

I feel embaressing bodies clearly lied. It hurts like hell. Then he spent whats felt like forever wiping me.
Im genuinly not sure if he enjoyed it but he did laugh when i asked where the hell was the count down.

I figure i will stop asking the wife for **** sex now as i can see how it feels

I should encurrage you all to have your prostate checked but seriously its not nice.

My **** left very soiled until i got home and washed the lube off. Changed my pants too.

Busterbulldog

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Its only abuse if he kissed it
If you think that was bad dont ..try a barium enema ...strapped to a tilting table with a pump up your *** pumping liquid then air in whilst 4 female nurses tilt you around on the table taking photos....then you have to empty yourself ...that fecking hurt..That came when the doctor wasn't happy with what he thought he found up my manhole.My father died of prostrate cancer.

boxst

RobsyUK

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That sounds like someth you pay for...

pimmo2000

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Don't be shy .. I've had health checks and never, ever had anything like that .. when you say doctor ..

Chip

Yeah, I had that and thought I was going to explode.

Busterbulldog

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Only with my taxes

Busterbulldog

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Very unpleasant....I just remembered the regime to follow the day before going in...my god those laxatives were like nuclear bombs...

P1Fanatic

john banks

OP, how old are you and what was this "man check" for?

Chip

Damn right, I could have **** through the eye of a needle

I consoled myself with a bowl of beef consomme the night before I went in.

MJW

I've found that faking an orgasm can make it just as uncomfortable for the prostate examiner.

*matthewturb2000*

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lol funny ****e you got violated

RobsyUK

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John im 31. Basically when I fire my solders outcrop battle my testies sometimes go above the shaft and can be painful to push down - by hand

Wanted to see if it was causing damage.

pimmo2000

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Go above your shaft .... ??

tony de wonderful

Hell will freeze over before I see a doctor again about my *****. When I suffered from epididymitis the consultant seemed to have decided I had been up to all sort of no good and that I must have had an STI, and that any lingering pain I had must have been been caused by being depressed, and believe me I was in lots of pain, still am to a lesser extent but I get by now. Plus also I had a mildly painful cyst which the consultant was way to rough with when he was 'feeling it' and after this it was painful like a sharp needle for 6 months and is still worse than before he 'felt it'. A complete nightmare. Never known pain like it.

boxst

This is normal in some people. For them to retract into the inguinal canal. The only problem is that sometimes the cord can get twisted and cause lots of pain. But gently massaging / pushing them down shouldn't be a problem.

Leslie

I think you should still be grateful that he checked you for prostate cancer.

Its one of the creeping diseases that you might not know about until it is too late. I agree that it is a pretty awful test but better to know that you are clear of that awful disease.

Les

RobsyUK

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Its good to hear its normal but imagine first time with a girl... Scuze me love, just need to pop them down.

donny andi

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Some proper funny replies

Shaun

You need to man up.... we all know that the G Spot is up there.

Face it.... you were fighting back a hard-on!

njkmrs

Lol.
I bet it wasn't the gel he was wiping off after the examination!!!

You dirty beggar!!!

borderlinechris

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well at least its got us talking about prostate cancers/checks...

now robsy just needs to sit in the dentists chair the right way round....

mart360

Had it done several times ... not pleasant, but needs must as they say,

Last one was in feb, when i bust my neck, they do an internal, to check for loss of feeling ..

Wasnt nice, had to laugh though when the nurse (male lol) came back later that evening and announced that now that we were married, it would be easier from then on in lol

Have to say he was very professional and composed, even though i was in agony ..

Wait till you have an ultrasound on a teste, thats a barrel of laughs too

Mart

bioforger

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This thread made me lol especially the bits about a potential *** raping from a "doctor".

Remember *** is for output not input!

I guess it's ok if ***** didn't touch or you didn't push back

Spoon

^^^This.

The amount of shít Robsy spouts he was probably at the dentist having a scale and polish.

Leslie

Thats a bit rude, pardon me while I try to stop laughing!

Les

RobsyUK

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Ive had them whitened once and it was such a waste of money. I guess because they are already white. Rotten but white.

So looking forward to having my black fillings changed to white.