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Old 20 August 2013, 09:05 PM
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A prostitute told me I could have sex for £10 as she didn't have a womb!! I asked how we would do it then. She said 'acwoss the woad against the wailings'...!!!
Old 20 August 2013, 09:11 PM
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Old 20 August 2013, 09:14 PM
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Old 20 August 2013, 09:15 PM
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Old 20 August 2013, 09:52 PM
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But in all seriousness slab they are £5 on Thorne rd ?...teeth count as extras
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Well i found it funny

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Originally Posted by donny andi

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But in all seriousness slab they are £5 on Thorne rd ?...teeth count as extras
lol!!!!
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I live off Thorn road as well some right animals on them corners
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They that ruff the pimps are on mountain bikes
Old 21 August 2013, 12:06 AM
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They that ruff the pimps are on mountain bikes
That's better.
Old 21 August 2013, 05:04 AM
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It might make sense if you needed a womb to have sex
Old 21 August 2013, 07:40 AM
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Old 21 August 2013, 08:04 AM
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Lol..
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who ordered 1 x **** joke??

Wasn't me.

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Old 21 August 2013, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Dingdongler
It might make sense if you needed a womb to have sex
Thats what I thought.

What about the girl that had sex with the god of thunder. Afterwards he said "I`m Thor". She said "tho am I, but wasn`t it thmathing.

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Old 21 August 2013, 09:27 PM
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I need to get a bit more drunk to not give a ****...
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Made me smile!

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Old 22 August 2013, 10:51 PM
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God I had to read that several times to understand that!

Quite funny, even giving my slowness!!!
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Old 25 August 2013, 01:12 PM
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You could buy quite a few ice creams for that anyway!

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Some might say its cheap at half the price!

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