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Old 19 July 2013, 02:38 PM
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Default Too many shirtless men about : /

Especially in Tesco.

Vests are bad enough.

I was in Bury yesterday; beer guts, moobs, loads of women with muffin tops and back flab.

Most of us don't look good in vests, and we don't look good with no top on.
Old 19 July 2013, 02:52 PM
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Lol usually the hot weather brings out the girls in the shortest of gear, but i suppose the bigger they are the more sweaty they get lol
Old 19 July 2013, 02:54 PM
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Maybe you should step up and shop in Waitrose
Old 19 July 2013, 02:59 PM
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Precisely, what exactly were you expecting from such a chavvy outlet
Old 19 July 2013, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
Precisely, what exactly were you expecting from such a chavvy outlet
how do you come to that conlusion
Old 19 July 2013, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Cpt Jack Sparrow
how do you come to that conlusion
Which conclusion, that Tesco is chavvy? Well, you only need to go into one to know.
Old 19 July 2013, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Cpt Jack Sparrow
how do you come to that conlusion
Apparently they are full of "beer guts, moobs, loads of women with muffin tops and back flab" shopping for their horse burgers
Old 19 July 2013, 03:53 PM
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I concur...

Blokes should only be shirtless in the privacy of their own home / back garden or down the beach. Anywhere else and you're clearly a chav no matter how good a six pack you've got and certainly not in the supermarket

Fit women on the other hand, please feel free to wear as little as possible, ugly birds less so
Old 19 July 2013, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Graz
I concur...

Blokes should only be shirtless in the privacy of their own home / back garden or down the beach. Anywhere else and you're clearly a chav no matter how good a six pack you've got and certainly not in the supermarket

Fit women on the other hand, please feel free to wear as little as possible, ugly birds less so
Agreed +1
Old 19 July 2013, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by ReallyReallyGoodMeat
Which conclusion, that Tesco is chavvy? Well, you only need to go into one to know.
I go into many of them being I work at head office and I am an operations manager covering the whole country.

I sure the 1000's of workers will be happy with that label
Old 19 July 2013, 05:02 PM
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There was a bloke yesterday in Mansfield walking about in just a pair of oversize, grubby Y Fronts & sandles..............................:frea k3:
Old 19 July 2013, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Cpt Jack Sparrow
I go into many of them being I work at head office and I am an operations manager covering the whole country.

I sure the 1000's of workers will be happy with that label
It is not a slur on the staff, it is a slur on the customers. For example, often hear stories like:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8484116.stm
http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/19/tesco-...-food-3847153/

You don't hear that at any other supermarket. Most normal people don't go out food shopping in pyjamas, it's the deals on certain kinds of foods, and convenience of location, that attracts the (dare I say it) 'lazier' consumer.

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Old 19 July 2013, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Steve's Sti
Lol usually the hot weather brings out the girls in the shortest of gear, but i suppose the bigger they are the more sweaty they get lol
classic hahaha
Old 19 July 2013, 05:37 PM
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Tbf I think it’s more down to location of said supermarket rather than the chain that dictates the customer base. Morrisons in Whitley, Reading is a chav fest as one would expect with most looking like tracksuit wearing dole scroungers. Same for Asda Lower Earley. Tesco in Wokingham seems fine as does Sainsburys in Winnersh.
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I remember being invited to a friends caravan for the week some time back,it was near Skegness.Anyhow the weather happened to be nice and we parked the car up and went for a walk,all could be seen in the streets by fantasy island were beer bellied men with no shirt on,now even as a bloke it were too much for me,and I felt like I were in some Chav town.
Lets just say I stayed the night and went home the next afternoon..
Old 19 July 2013, 06:42 PM
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I wonder if gays see them n go hmmmmm ****
Old 19 July 2013, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Especially in Tesco.

Vests are bad enough.

I was in Bury yesterday; beer guts, moobs, loads of women with muffin tops and back flab.

Most of us don't look good in vests, and we don't look good with no top on.

Perhaps they'd look better if they did those reverse inclined flys that you are so good at
Old 19 July 2013, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Dingdongler
Perhaps they'd look better if they did those reverse inclined flys that you are so good at
I'm in ok shape thanks.

I certainly don't sport a gut.
Old 19 July 2013, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Frosticles
There was a bloke yesterday in Mansfield walking about in just a pair of oversize, grubby Y Fronts & sandles..............................:frea k3:
Sorry about that
Old 19 July 2013, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Ant
Sorry about that


You sod I was just about to use that old line
Old 19 July 2013, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Ant
Sorry about that
LOL, Did think it might have been you.
Old 19 July 2013, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Frosticles
LOL, Did think it might have been you.
i was in mansfield but not at tesco haha i was shirtless though ..........


at water meadows
Old 19 July 2013, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Ant
i was in mansfield but not at tesco haha i was shirtless though ..........


at water meadows
Ahhh, Damn it. This one was in the Market Place all alone.......................
Old 19 July 2013, 08:22 PM
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i saw a girl earlier today,blonde,tall,very short denim skirt,knee high ****-me boots and a kinda boob tube top..........................trouble was she was about 20 stone and looked like a wrestler,it was like looking at a 3d photo of the himalaya's
Old 19 July 2013, 08:26 PM
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10lb of sausage in a 5lb bag?
Old 19 July 2013, 08:26 PM
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Girls are bigger these days are they not, national disease I'm afraid
Old 19 July 2013, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Qwertyco
10lb of sausage in a 5lb bag?
more like a giant steak wrapped in 4 inches of string

i bet flour companies are booming these days as its the prefered method of finding the "wet" patch with a girl who is a fully fledged member of the pudding club
Old 19 July 2013, 10:42 PM
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Often shirtless being of the bobfoc variety.

Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch.
Old 19 July 2013, 11:54 PM
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Oh stop fecking moaning
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The central problem is:

The propensity to disrobe is usually inversely proportional to the aesthetics of the person concerned.



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