DYK

So i was all set to go off to Europe yesterday,car check done,washed and waxed,Eurotunnel booked,all my documents etc check,suitcase in boot,lovely i thought,gonna be a banging long weekend in Czech,just what i need.
On my way gets a call,sorry can't meet you Friday i'm sick in Italy and had to cancel my flight home....You have got to be ******* kidding me was my response..No really I'm back for Monday.Right so you're sick in Italy but you know you not be sick by the end of weekend and back for Monday,yea right,Don't p!ss on my leg and tell me its raining.

So i've had a gutted start to my holiday,**** it i thought,i'm gonna go tomorrow and booked a hotel until Monday as i were staying at the persons house..Anyone else had similar experience because i feel like a wrecking ball has just destroyed me.I'm on the Whiskey and coke.

SO Effing Gutted..

Turbohot

Sick??? Is she f**! Look, she has got a new boyfriend in Italy. Just cut your losses and find a new GF, mate. Good luck and all that.


Only joking. The other person could be genuinely ill for what we know. In that case, give it a benefit of doubt.

dpb

That's quite a trek just for a w/e.

tony de wonderful

If it's a woman then you're probably out of luck. Sorry.

DYK

scoobynet at its best,yea its an ex girl friend,just talk to her,and btw it was her idea to meet,1000 miles is nothing to me btw,i just chill and listen to music...just a bit not chilled because never thought would be let down like this..
anyone fancies a trip to Brno btw,or anyone heading along that route,i can meet up with other people there..

As the saying goes Its The Journey Not The Destination......

tubbytommy

iTrader: (20)

1000 miles for some minky......


she must be good

tony de wonderful

1000 mile booty call?

DYK

**** off i love czech and love Brno.thinking buying property out there,look just because i've had a few whiskey don't mock me

tubbytommy

iTrader: (20)

If your willing to travel 1000 miles for a wet *****.
the very least you can do is post some pics of her.
Naked too as she has a nee boyfriend anyway

Torquemada

Must be able to suck a monkey through 50ft of hosepipe for that sorta journey! :-)

Yeah, that's a little more than annoying. Someones secondary plans seem to have taken priority there!

hodgy0_2

Weird, Brno features heavily in a book I am reading

Character called Jim Prideaux, gets shot very near Brno

Snooky

Sounds abit of 50 shades of gray this thread!!!lol

GotBoost?

take-away message: Never ever trust a creature that can bleed for 5 days straight without dying.

dpb

Ok

chocolate_o_brian

iTrader: (22)

Reminds me of a saying: "I'd walk 1,000 miles barefoot over hot coals just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie".

Best of luck

CrisPDuk

So you'll be reading Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy then

Fantastic book, brilliant BBC adaptation, awful Hollywood film

CrisPDuk

Back on topic though, Brno is in a beautiful part of the world, with the added bonus of being invaded by thousands of bike race fans on a regular basis

ditchmyster

iTrader: (7)

b!tches, who needs em!

Sorry mate but it sounds to me like she got a better offer.

Knowing women as I do, and men, so you were looking to tap that again, but she's been leading you up the garden path just to see if she could.

I would just break all contact and move on dude.

Plenty more fish in the sea.

tony de wonderful

Good points.

She just probably wanted to know if she could, or maybe was like 50/50 and decided not to bother, thought better of it.

Sounds like a manipulator.

tubbytommy

iTrader: (20)

Still needs pics.....

ditchmyster

iTrader: (7)

+1

DYK

Some funny comments,i'm surprised no one has posted the jarhead scene,when all the squaddies gather round to watch a **** movie,and the woman is one of the soldiers mrs.
she is only an ex and we're still meeting btw,it ain't over till the fat lady sings,and is other people i can see in Czech.But you know what its like when something hammers your holiday plans.Brno is a nice place and well away from the British stag parties that go to Prague,been thinking of buying a property for a while.

Here you go Tubbs,i ain't saying which one it is though

DYK

Did i say weekend,well weekend plus the the rest next week.
If i repeated anything then i were p!ssed last night...

ditchmyster

iTrader: (7)

She's the one with the scarf holding the bag.

Dave Y

iTrader: (52)

+1 above.
I hope its not the bloke on the left

DYK

Yea that's the one.I always knew i had a bit of gay in me....

ditchmyster

iTrader: (7)

I also meant to say, the good time girl on the right is trouble.

And watch out for the one in the middle of the two, she's a passive aggressive if i've ever seen one.

Oh and the one on the left is a sweetheart.

DYK

It ain't the good time party girl,i know what she's like believe me,could be scarf girl or the bloke though..anyhow my bacon is burning..

ditchmyster

iTrader: (7)

No I'm sure I got it right first time, I can tell by the way she's looking at the camera and you can see she's a scheming manipulator.

The one I said is a passive aggressive looks like she fancies you a bit though, and thinks you made the wrong choice and feels sorry for you because she knows what your in for.

Dingdongler

It's obvious isn't it? She's sick in bed alright, or should I say being sick in bed. She's taking it in every hole from some Italian she's met whilst out there.

She'll smell like a jellied eel store below and still be leaking Italian **** snot when you try and go down on her.

Sorry if that is harsh, but I'm sure it's true.