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Old 27 February 2013, 12:23 PM
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Default Room 101.

Having watched this programme way back since Nick Hancock presented it I got thinking as to what my entries in to room 101 would be.
1. Lack of courtesy from other road users. You know the scenario, you stop to let someone out of a junction or give them way when their side is blocked only for them to drive past without so much as an acknowledgement.
2. Serial bullsh!tters. We all know this person. Whatever you've done or had he's (it's usually a he) done it bigger, better, harder and faster. Or he knows someone that has!
3. Serial thickies. Yep it's those people who have inexplicably dodged the Darwin principle. The sort of person who has difficulty walking and chewing at the same time! The people who are so thick and ignorant that it beggars belief.

I could go on but will confine it to three choices.
Old 27 February 2013, 12:37 PM
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1. Marmite
2. The Labour Party
3. The Labour Party (Just to be sure)
Old 27 February 2013, 12:42 PM
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1) People who blame the labour party for the worlds problems.
2) Ed Milliband (see, i'm not all right wing!)
3) Chavs
Old 27 February 2013, 01:27 PM
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Tax (Car, Petrol, Alcohol, Council.....)
Old 27 February 2013, 01:55 PM
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Cyclists, horse riders and miserable old folk...
Old 27 February 2013, 02:02 PM
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Vauxhall Insignia drivers (with a jacket on the right rear interior grab handle), by far the most arrogant, ignorant and selfish motorists.

Smokers in doorways.

Those that don't appreciate the older generation.
Old 27 February 2013, 02:25 PM
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1) Computer geeks who design and spread viruses for the fun of f,ucking up people's lives

2) Mothers with several kids in supermarkets who speak in stupid kiddy speak too loudly so that everyone can hear what a clever mummy they are - example "OK Abigail go and get some sugar puffy wuffs for daddy's breakfast".

3) The ban on having a *** with a pint during winter in your local

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Bonus Choice. Anyone who earns over £100k a year aside from self- employed who have earned it.
Old 27 February 2013, 02:35 PM
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Sniffing, idiotic people and pesto sauce.
Old 27 February 2013, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
1) Computer geeks who design and spread viruses for the fun of f,ucking up people's lives

2) Mothers with several kids in supermarkets who speak in stupid kiddy speak too loudly so that everyone can hear what a clever mummy they are - example "OK Abigail go and get some sugar puffy wuffs for daddy's breakfast".

3) The ban on having a *** with a pint during winter in your local

dl

Bonus Choice. Anyone who earns over £100k a year aside from self- employed who have earned it.

I don't why but I found that hilarious!
Old 27 February 2013, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
Bonus Choice. Anyone who earns over £100k a year aside from self- employed who have earned it.
What?? You can't be an employee earning 100+ and not have earned it??

Jesus sometimes i really do wonder what utterly tragic conversations go on in the pubs up and down the country.

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Old 27 February 2013, 03:22 PM
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People leaving words out of posts so you have to re-read them to work out what it means.

People pretending to be American by using phrases like "you do the math", "my bad" or "I got your back".

Ignorant *****.
Old 27 February 2013, 03:26 PM
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People using made up words or incorrect usage instead of speaking proper English all in an attempt to demonstrate how clever or "modern" they are.

Les
Old 27 February 2013, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by wayne9t9
People pretending to be American by using phrases like "you do the math", "my bad" or "I got your back".
People don't do that to pretend to be American
Old 27 February 2013, 03:38 PM
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Range Rovers with "8055" or "BOSS" type number plates. Infact, any 4x4 (and owner) with a private plate.
Old 27 February 2013, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Oldun
Vauxhall Insignia drivers (with a jacket on the right rear interior grab handle), by far the most arrogant, ignorant and selfish motorists.

Smokers in doorways.

Those that don't appreciate the older generation.
Notice i said "miserable" and not "all" . You know the ones, walk round with a face like someones pissed on their chips
Old 27 February 2013, 05:05 PM
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1). People who do 45-50mph in a 60mph then 50mph when it drops to 30 or 40mph

2). People who pull ouf of a junction like they're on fire then pootle along afterwards.

3). (More of a military one perhaps) But ar*eholes that hide behind their rank to be horrible to others, remember it's a rank tab not a gumshield you two bit c*nt
Old 27 February 2013, 05:25 PM
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1. wrc sticker kits.
2. fake roof vents.
3. txt spk m8
Old 27 February 2013, 10:20 PM
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1. Robsy.
2. Robsy's wife.
3. Faye.
Old 28 February 2013, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Moz_Rb5
1). People who do 45-50mph in a 60mph then 50mph when it drops to 30 or 40mph
+1 This one really bugs me, even more so if you overtake and then they catch you up and sit on your rear bumper in the 30 zone as if to say "come on, you're holding me up"......!!

My others;

* Smoking - ban it permenantly, everywhere, it has no right in society effecting people's health

* Clothes shopping with women, when they go round every store only to decide they want the item from the first store

* Diving in football - some really do make themselves look stupid, man up and stop ruining the sport......in fact bring back full contact, two footed challenges and the ability to be able to attempt to win the ball from the keeper. No more breathing on someone and they fall over!
Old 28 February 2013, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Sniffing, idiotic people and pesto sauce.


Originally Posted by Einstein RA
I don't why but I found that hilarious!
So did I. I know the women; she swings the earth a trinket at her wrist. Awful.
Old 28 February 2013, 06:52 AM
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Caravans.

Scoobynet scammers.

Inability of people to attempt to use the English language correctly. Innit
Old 28 February 2013, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Moz_Rb5
1). People who do 45-50mph in a 60mph then 50mph when it drops to 30 or 40mph

2). People who pull ouf of a junction like they're on fire then pootle along afterwards.

3). (More of a military one perhaps) But ar*eholes that hide behind their rank to be horrible to others, remember it's a rank tab not a gumshield you two bit c*nt
How do you know that they are doing 50 in a 30 or 40mph restricted zone?

Surely after your earlier accusations you can't be breaking the law by following them at such speeds!

Les
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Originally Posted by Leslie
How do you know that they are doing 50 in a 30 or 40mph restricted zone?

Surely after your earlier accusations you can't be breaking the law by following them at such speeds!

Les
Because I always stick to the speed limit set in 20 / 30 / 40 / 50mph as this is generally where pedestrians, kids etc are. The fact they pull away from me at a good rate when i'm going on or slightly lower than the limit makes it pretty obvious they are driving like a c*nt (really wouldn't of thought i'd of had to explain that to anyone)
Old 28 February 2013, 04:25 PM
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1,Football

2,OAP's in queue's before 10am

3,cash machines that charge
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No dogs.
No DSS.
No blacks.*


* DISCLAIMER: These are not my views; it's just for comedy effect. Any avid Viz readers may 'get' it.

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1. Bob Crow
2. Cyclists (especially those on fold-up ones)
3. The Die Hard franchise post Die Hard 3.

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