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Old 18 February 2013, 10:27 PM
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Just caught the end of Embarrassing Bodies. Why oh why would you go on camera with a particularly small ***** showing it off following surgery? God must have just handed out the last sausage before you came along and said "sorry son, take this thimble, it's all I have left". Poor chap. I'll never look at those little mushrooms on my lawn in the same way again!

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Old 18 February 2013, 11:11 PM
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Because they are paid...
Old 18 February 2013, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Midlife......
Because they are paid...
Even if I was paid quite a decent amount I coulden't do it, I would never live it down.
Old 18 February 2013, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by RA Dunk
Even if I was paid quite a decent amount I coulden't do it, I would never live it down.
It all right, we'll just call you thimble **** anyway
Old 19 February 2013, 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted by RA Dunk
Even if I was paid quite a decent amount I coulden't do it, I would never live it down.
Originally Posted by warrenm2
It all right, we'll just call you thimble **** anyway

Yeah doesn't seem like the smartest comment to make on here ..
Old 19 February 2013, 07:19 PM
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hah OP has a micropenis ha ha.
Old 19 February 2013, 07:20 PM
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luckily my ***** is massive .....

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Old 19 February 2013, 07:30 PM
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My mates Dad caught the clap in magaluf and went on the show lol. We ripped him something rotten.
That chap with half his face missing; i think that was one of the worst images i've seen.
Old 19 February 2013, 07:35 PM
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And why oh why would you show the world your hairy, ginger, red raw fanny flaps ffs?!

People really have no shame.

Slightly off topic but I've only just discovered Dr Christian is gay.
Old 19 February 2013, 08:00 PM
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I love the programme! Most weeks I'm almost sick but it's like an adrenalin rush with the nastiness.

Man with bent *****, they cut the skin back, slice it open, stitch it straight and then pull the skin back over and sow it on... Nasty as **** but big LOL.
Old 19 February 2013, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Ellie*
And why oh why would you show the world your hairy, ginger, red raw fanny flaps ffs?!

People really have no shame.

Slightly off topic but I've only just discovered Dr Christian is gay.
Females usually have a second sense for this sort of thing
Old 19 February 2013, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK
I love the programme! Most weeks I'm almost sick but it's like an adrenalin rush with the nastiness.

Man with bent *****, they cut the skin back, slice it open, stitch it straight and then pull the skin back over and sow it on... Nasty as **** but big LOL.



You must be fcuked up if this programme gives you a rush...
Old 19 February 2013, 08:15 PM
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yep Rob is a bit strange
Old 19 February 2013, 08:22 PM
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He is indeed a kiltlifter, Mrs GoodMeat saw him with his BF on the tube a week or two ago.
Old 19 February 2013, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
luckily my ***** is massive .....
Just a shame it hangs from your forehead
Old 19 February 2013, 08:57 PM
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hah cockforehead.
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Originally Posted by dpb
Females usually have a second sense for this sort of thing
Nah not me!
Old 20 February 2013, 12:54 PM
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I have applied to be on it, I am going to go to Dr Pixie and what "little J4CKO" out and when she asks me what the problem is, I will just say "Nowt, its beauty isnt it love"
Old 20 February 2013, 01:33 PM
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Dr Dawn is hotter - go see her.
Old 20 February 2013, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
luckily my ***** is massive .....
You forget, we can get Emmaroids to confirm or deny this.
Old 20 February 2013, 03:06 PM
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Einstein, if Tommy's **** gave you Hemorrhoids I'd suggest it is probably on the rather large side
Old 20 February 2013, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Saxo Boy
Einstein, if Tommy's **** gave you Hemorrhoids I'd suggest it is probably on the rather large side
He'd have to get past the haemorrhoids if I was that way inclined.
Old 20 February 2013, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Ellie*
Slightly off topic but I've only just discovered Dr Christian is gay.
He must be gay with hair like that

Old 20 February 2013, 03:38 PM
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That's an uncanny resemblance.

This one reminds me of Michael McIntyre

Old 20 February 2013, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
He'd have to get past the haemorrhoids if I was that way inclined.
called speedbumps if you were that way inclined
Old 20 February 2013, 03:48 PM
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I am still waiting for the episode where I walk in and flop it out for Dr Pixy, she looks at it, holds it, looks at it from the side then asks what is wrong with it, I reply "Nothing, I just like showing it to people"
Glad it wasnt Dr Christian all the same....
Old 20 February 2013, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
That's an uncanny resemblance.

This one reminds me of Michael McIntyre

Does as well




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