The Pope's pacemaker....
12 February 2013, 10:15 PM
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The Pope's pacemaker....
When the current Pope had his heart pacemaker fiitted he was still just a Cardinal. Anyway, he lost a lot of blood in the operation. He needed a blood transfusion and the doctors discovered that he had a very unusual blood group. The only person that they knew with the same blood group was Ian Paisley.
Fortunately, Mr Paisley had given blood a couple of days previously so the doctors could do a transfusion.
When Cardinal Ratzinger woke up the doctors told him that he'd had a blood transfusion from Ian Paisley.
"So tell me Doctor, how will this affect my views on religion?", said the cardinal.
"Well I don't really know. I'm a doctor. I can only give advice on medical matters. For religious matters you'd really need to consult a higher authority like the Pope".
"F*** THE POPE. I'M ASKING YOU", he shouted.
Fortunately, Mr Paisley had given blood a couple of days previously so the doctors could do a transfusion.
When Cardinal Ratzinger woke up the doctors told him that he'd had a blood transfusion from Ian Paisley.
"So tell me Doctor, how will this affect my views on religion?", said the cardinal.
"Well I don't really know. I'm a doctor. I can only give advice on medical matters. For religious matters you'd really need to consult a higher authority like the Pope".
"F*** THE POPE. I'M ASKING YOU", he shouted.
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