the shreksta

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Q-why do women wear make-up and perfume?






A-cos they are ugly and they stink

chocolate_o_brian

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Well it's an improvement on that stoopid Judge Judy thread from last week, whoever posted that.

DYK

On your best day,you're not as smart as i am on my worst day.

Judge Judy..

Leslie

For some reason they seem to think it makes them look better.

What it actually does is to cause the skin to deteriorate. It shows badly on women who use very heavy make up.

I think it looks awful when you see a face all caked up with the stuff.

The best complexions I have seen are on those who dont use it.

Les

Spoon

And 'the shreksta' [sic] was the best sperm! Can you imagine the state of the others!

RobsyUK

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I hated getting married. She looked stunnign and smelling great.. talk about fault advertising.