alcazar

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Because my nose has been running all day and my feet have started to smell.

Sorry, it's on apar with my OTHER favourite joke:

Last night I dreamed I was eating a 2kg marhmallow.
When I woke up, my pillow had gone!

joz8968

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From Bottom:-

COPPER: "'Ere, your newspaper is upside down!"

EDDIE HITLER: [pause, thinking quickly] "...So are my eyes."

chocolate_o_brian

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Oh god, I thought those jokes were saved only for regurgitation when I visited

RobsyUK

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lololol at the pillow one!

Mouser

These jokes must be 50 years old!!!!!

Still good.