I ****ING WOULD DO IF IT WOULD COME OFF IN ONE PIECE YOU GIANT ****,**** YOUR MICROWAVE MEAL AND **** YOU

sorry rant over,now i have no dinner as i threw it out the window in anger

 

lol i have these at work and all they do is split and burn me............

 

http://www.trainingmaterials.com/ang...FaTHtAodW08ALA

 

Just man up and order a kebab

 

NOW LOOK WHATS HAPPENED.....................****ING SMASH

 

What i want to know is why they use a plastic for spaghetti bags which splits where you don't want it every damn time. Is it some sort of sick pasta industry in-joke??

 

or ****ing boil in the bag...............yeah thats a great idea untill you have to remove it from the bag and REMOVE YOUR ****ING SKIN DUE TO STEAM BURNS YOU ****ING *****

i burnt myself badly a few months ago,i had a tray of mr brains ******* in the oven for about an hour-i removed the cardboard top to reveal the bubbling gravy slop inside mmmmmmmmmmm i thought-WRONG-STUPID ME DOESNT KNOW HIS OWN STRENGTH AND TRIES TO PICK THE TRAY OUT THE OVEN BY GRABBING THE ****ING CORNERS OF THE TRAY ONLY TO SQUEEZE IT TOGETHER CAUSING A WAVE OF RED HOT GRAVY TO SLOP OVER MY ****ING THUMBS............AAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH ****ING SMASH ******* BRAINS CUNTING *******

 

Quite

 

Sounds Darwinian.... Have you tried decanting petrol in your kitchen lately?

 

Any real man would have a woman to do all that kitchen stuff

 

Hahaha

 

What is the problem? just get a sharp knife, stab it through the plastic film lid and run it round the inside of the container. Lid removed in seconds and no burns or spills.

 

Plastic 'll pass right through , just like the rest of it probably

 

 

Yeah, and something to eat instead of throwing it out the window in bad temper

I hope he doesn't live in a block of apartments

 

Lol they are annoying though. Whats the point in having a corner to grab hold of if 9 times out of 10 it breaks when you pull it.

Its like the tin cans with ring pulls – you soon learn to do the last pull facing away from you to avoid getting sprayed by tomato soup etc.

And don’t get me started on the Fruit Juice cartons with the plastic lids that no matter what angle you leave them open once you start pouring you always get some backsplash.

 

Lol Brains ******* take soooo long to cook. What is this crap “you asked for more gravy so we gave it to you”. I never asked for more. I quite liked them as they were when you cook em for 45 mins and the top of the ******* are getting crispy and below is soft with just enough gravy. Now its more gravy than ******.

 

http://first-world-problems.com/

 

Cheaper to punch a door

 

I like that

 

 

Haha just booked tickets for Jason Manfords new tour using the same title and looks proper funny.

 

screen wipe please

 

she was busy hoovering/ironing/sucking etc

 

Therapy?

 

Stop buying tesco value meals and treat yourself to an M&S meal. the plastic comes off so easy...

 

snob................