bigsinky

I've recently joined my local boxing club and the trainer there suggested that I tried skipping to get fitter.

After doing this for an hour, he handed me a rope and said, "Use this. You won't look as gay"

bigsinky

I was watching the women's hockey with my girlfriend and started taking the **** when they only got bronze.

"There's nothing wrong with bronze" she mocked "It's nothing to be ashamed of at all!"

Yet when I told her later that she's the third best girlfriend I've had, she went ******* mental!

bigsinky

"Arch your back more!" I told Tom Daley, "...and, at the last second, lock your hips. That'll reduce the splash."


"Take your megaphone," he replied, "and get the **** out of my toilet."

bigsinky

i will stop now

Suresh

Please don't, they were pretty funny actually :-)

jasey

2nd one - PMSL

Maz

iTrader: (34)

Last one was quite amusing. You forgot to tell him to give it a loud 'have it!' at the same time.