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Old 13 August 2012, 05:24 PM
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Default So much poo on this site...

Will so much poo in the air I think we need one of these

Old 13 August 2012, 05:35 PM
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I'll sometimes poo so much there's no water left in the bowl, never failed to flush so far.
Old 13 August 2012, 06:16 PM
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Can't beat filling the pot right up to the brim
Old 13 August 2012, 06:32 PM
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Not an issue with a toddler in the house with a curiosity for flushing the toilet and waving good bye to the contents, especially when it comes to lobbing entire toilet rolls, toothbrushes and toilet duck rim cleaners down there
Old 13 August 2012, 07:02 PM
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I jettisoned a log that was like a baby's arm. It wouldn't flush away (and I couldn't be bothered to throw bucket of water down there - it was only my mates house, after all. ).

Another mate, when he got nature's call, simply 'logged out' on top of my one! When he flushed, his disappeared...... But mine was still there.

I was so proud.
Old 13 August 2012, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by joz8968
I jettisoned a log that was like a baby's arm. It wouldn't flush away (and I couldn't be bothered to throw bucket of water down there - it was only my mates house, after all. ).

Another mate, when he got nature's call, simply 'logged out' on top of my one! When he flushed, his disappeared...... But mine was still there.

I was so proud.
the wording used here was enough to make me burst out laughing in the company of my girlfriends dad who now probably thinks im a bit strange
Old 13 August 2012, 08:20 PM
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It was like a plaited baked good. Bake a loaf.

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Old 13 August 2012, 08:28 PM
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haha such wonderful images flashing through my mind now X-D
Old 13 August 2012, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by joz8968
I jettisoned a log that was like a baby's arm. It wouldn't flush away (and I couldn't be bothered to throw bucket of water down there - it was only my mates house, after all. ).

Another mate, when he got nature's call, simply 'logged out' on top of my one! When he flushed, his disappeared...... But mine was still there.

I was so proud.
That's nasty lol... was the seat still warm?

There is nothing worse then leaving a cable so long that even several fushes don't break it up.
Old 13 August 2012, 08:47 PM
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You certainly get panicky if it happens round someone's house who you don't know so well e.g. like a mate's parents, or somesuch. Makes you go all hot.
Old 13 August 2012, 09:11 PM
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Lol, dirty spine
Old 13 August 2012, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by joz8968
You certainly get panicky if it happens round someone's house who you don't know so well e.g. like a mate's parents, or somesuch. Makes you go all hot.
Andyou need to use their display only bog brush to break it up. Then you put it back in it's holder with poo bits & tissue all over it

The room stinks and you wipe your pooie fingers on the hand towl.
Old 13 August 2012, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK

The room stinks and you wipe your pooie fingers on the hand towl.
Can't say I've ever ended up with **** on my fingers, you must be doing something wrong lol!!
Old 13 August 2012, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by joz8968
Another mate, when he got nature's call, simply 'logged out' on top of my one! When he flushed, his disappeared...... But mine was still there.

I was so proud.
If neither had flushed, you'd be left with a duel stool.

Steve
Old 13 August 2012, 10:56 PM
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I guy at work years ago found a huge log left unflushed so he took one of those mini flags off someone's desk and stuck it in it!
Old 13 August 2012, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by joz8968
Makes you go all hot.

I found that video surprisingly fascinating!
Old 13 August 2012, 11:05 PM
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my eyes are watering reading some of these posts, you guys crack me up!
Old 14 August 2012, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by joz8968
I jettisoned a log that was like a baby's arm. It wouldn't flush away (and I couldn't be bothered to throw bucket of water down there - it was only my mates house, after all. ).

Another mate, when he got nature's call, simply 'logged out' on top of my one! When he flushed, his disappeared...... But mine was still there.

I was so proud.
This post is the first one in ages to make me cry with laughing so much!
Old 14 August 2012, 10:59 AM
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This was not a post to read whilst on a conference call with work, trying to contain laughter is not easy. Sorry but putting a flag on a poo I nearly had to put the phone down
Old 14 August 2012, 11:31 AM
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That was hilarious Joz
Old 14 August 2012, 11:49 AM
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Looks like I've unwittingly provided an ESSENTIAL public service here.
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Originally Posted by skoobidude
I guy at work years ago found a huge log left unflushed so he took one of those mini flags off someone's desk and stuck it in it!
I've got tears.

I'd love to have witnessed the reaction of the 'next person in the traps'.... Esp. if it was a 'stool-fearing' girl.

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Old 14 August 2012, 11:57 AM
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Is this a good thread to mention that I made a 2800mile round trip to buy a toilet seat?

No bulls**t!

Just a fat arsed cow who keeps breaking them




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