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RobsyUK 13 August 2012 05:24 PM

So much poo on this site...
 
Will so much poo in the air I think we need one of these


JackClark 13 August 2012 05:35 PM

I'll sometimes poo so much there's no water left in the bowl, never failed to flush so far.

SJ_Skyline 13 August 2012 06:16 PM

Can't beat filling the pot right up to the brim :D

Funkii Munkii 13 August 2012 06:32 PM

Not an issue with a toddler in the house with a curiosity for flushing the toilet and waving good bye to the contents, especially when it comes to lobbing entire toilet rolls, toothbrushes and toilet duck rim cleaners down there :thumb:

joz8968 13 August 2012 07:02 PM

I jettisoned a log that was like a baby's arm. It wouldn't flush away (and I couldn't be bothered to throw bucket of water down there - it was only my mates house, after all. :D).

Another mate, when he got nature's call, simply 'logged out' on top of my one! When he flushed, his disappeared...... But mine was still there. :eek:

I was so proud. :D

magictree 13 August 2012 08:09 PM


Originally Posted by joz8968 (Post 10749228)
I jettisoned a log that was like a baby's arm. It wouldn't flush away (and I couldn't be bothered to throw bucket of water down there - it was only my mates house, after all. :D).

Another mate, when he got nature's call, simply 'logged out' on top of my one! When he flushed, his disappeared...... But mine was still there. :eek:

I was so proud. :D

the wording used here was enough to make me burst out laughing in the company of my girlfriends dad who now probably thinks im a bit strange
:luxhello:

joz8968 13 August 2012 08:20 PM

:lol:


It was like a plaited baked good. Bake a loaf. ;)

magictree 13 August 2012 08:28 PM

haha such wonderful images flashing through my mind now X-D

RobsyUK 13 August 2012 08:32 PM


Originally Posted by joz8968 (Post 10749228)
I jettisoned a log that was like a baby's arm. It wouldn't flush away (and I couldn't be bothered to throw bucket of water down there - it was only my mates house, after all. :D).

Another mate, when he got nature's call, simply 'logged out' on top of my one! When he flushed, his disappeared...... But mine was still there. :eek:

I was so proud. :D

That's nasty lol... was the seat still warm?

There is nothing worse then leaving a cable so long that even several fushes don't break it up.

joz8968 13 August 2012 08:47 PM

You certainly get panicky if it happens round someone's house who you don't know so well e.g. like a mate's parents, or somesuch. Makes you go all hot. :o

chocolate_o_brian 13 August 2012 09:11 PM

Lol, dirty spine :D

RobsyUK 13 August 2012 09:20 PM


Originally Posted by joz8968 (Post 10749411)
You certainly get panicky if it happens round someone's house who you don't know so well e.g. like a mate's parents, or somesuch. Makes you go all hot. :o

Andyou need to use their display only bog brush to break it up. Then you put it back in it's holder with poo bits & tissue all over it :lol1:

The room stinks and you wipe your pooie fingers on the hand towl.

RA Dunk 13 August 2012 10:05 PM


Originally Posted by RobsyUK (Post 10749474)

The room stinks and you wipe your pooie fingers on the hand towl.

Can't say I've ever ended up with sh1t on my fingers, you must be doing something wrong lol!! :lol1:

Steve vRS 13 August 2012 10:08 PM


Originally Posted by joz8968 (Post 10749228)
Another mate, when he got nature's call, simply 'logged out' on top of my one! When he flushed, his disappeared...... But mine was still there. :eek:

I was so proud. :D

If neither had flushed, you'd be left with a duel stool.

Steve

skoobidude 13 August 2012 10:56 PM

I guy at work years ago found a huge log left unflushed so he took one of those mini flags off someone's desk and stuck it in it!

Flaps 13 August 2012 10:59 PM


Originally Posted by joz8968 (Post 10749411)
Makes you go all hot. :o

:lol1:
I found that video surprisingly fascinating!

the hamster 13 August 2012 11:05 PM

my eyes are watering reading some of these posts, you guys crack me up! :D

Jamescsti 14 August 2012 07:29 AM


Originally Posted by joz8968 (Post 10749228)
I jettisoned a log that was like a baby's arm. It wouldn't flush away (and I couldn't be bothered to throw bucket of water down there - it was only my mates house, after all. :D).

Another mate, when he got nature's call, simply 'logged out' on top of my one! When he flushed, his disappeared...... But mine was still there. :eek:

I was so proud. :D

This post is the first one in ages to make me cry with laughing so much!

An0n0m0us 14 August 2012 10:59 AM

This was not a post to read whilst on a conference call with work, trying to contain laughter is not easy. Sorry but putting a flag on a poo I nearly had to put the phone down :lol1:

CREWJ 14 August 2012 11:31 AM

That was hilarious Joz :lol1:

joz8968 14 August 2012 11:49 AM

Looks like I've unwittingly provided an ESSENTIAL public service here. :D

joz8968 14 August 2012 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by skoobidude (Post 10749622)
I guy at work years ago found a huge log left unflushed so he took one of those mini flags off someone's desk and stuck it in it!

I've got tears.

I'd love to have witnessed the reaction of the 'next person in the traps'.... Esp. if it was a 'stool-fearing' girl. :lol:

ALi-B 14 August 2012 11:57 AM

Is this a good thread to mention that I made a 2800mile round trip to buy a toilet seat? :D

No bulls**t!

Just a fat arsed cow who keeps breaking them :lol1:


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