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Old 05 August 2012, 12:20 PM
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DISCLAIMER: This is a joke!! For all you anally retentive do-gooders looking for something to be offended by.

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Old 05 August 2012, 12:33 PM
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Old 05 August 2012, 12:41 PM
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LOL @ Wurzel's post!
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Old 05 August 2012, 03:39 PM
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Don't get it, who's the black guy?
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Originally Posted by mrmadcap
Don't get it, who's the black guy?
Old 05 August 2012, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by CREWJ
Just looking through my Daily Mail now and i can't see this headline anywhere
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Originally Posted by mrmadcap
Don't get it, who's the black guy?
Try typing London olympics 10000 metre running...
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Originally Posted by mrmadcap
Just looking through my Daily Mail now and i can't see this headline anywhere
It's probably in the sport section
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That's a disgrace.








It's call a Union FLAG, it's only a Jack when on a ship.
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For those of you living in a cave

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/19132050
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Old 05 August 2012, 10:27 PM
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wait a minute.... im sure i saw that face and hoodie raiding JD sports during the riots??

(joke alert)
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Originally Posted by mrmadcap
Just looking through my Daily Mail now and i can't see this headline anywhere
Er which part of THIS IS A JOKE did you not understand?
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Originally Posted by mrmadcap
Just looking through my Daily Mail now and i can't see this headline anywhere
Rearrange the following words into a sentence:

Face Your Sodding Shut **** thick You

Old 06 August 2012, 01:01 AM
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How the fvck is tw@t a rude word? Is this site now run by cvnting mormons in the bible sh1tting belt? I've already stopped my annual payment - as I am sure a lot of people hve - 2 years I give you - then it's all over.
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Originally Posted by jods
How the fvck is tw@t a rude word? Is this site now run by cvnting mormons in the bible sh1tting belt? I've already stopped my annual payment - as I am sure a lot of people hve - 2 years I give you - then it's all over.
You should deliver bad news for doctors ..

Mr Smith, you ****er, you have cancer, bye, bye.

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Originally Posted by gpssti4
It's call a Union FLAG, it's only a Jack when on a ship.
As it turns out that is incorrect. The Flag Institute gives you more detail....

http://www.flaginstitute.org/index.php?location=7.2
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Originally Posted by Wurzel
Er which part of THIS IS A JOKE did you not understand?
Which part of my pi$$ take do you not understand you stupid straight laced stiff????

Typical SNET, full of your own self satisfied arrogant bullcr@p.
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Originally Posted by mrmadcap
Which part of my pi$$ take do you not understand you stupid straight laced stiff????

Typical SNET, full of your own self satisfied arrogant bullcr@p.
Get over yourself mate .. C'mon
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Originally Posted by jods
Rearrange the following words into a sentence:

Face Your Sodding Shut **** thick You


Rearrange these following words w@nkstain, @rsewipe, pi$$ stain, c@ckwipe.
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
Get over yourself mate .. C'mon
Sorry i forgot....................
Old 06 August 2012, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by mrmadcap
Which part of my pi$$ take do you not understand you stupid straight laced stiff????

Typical SNET, full of your own self satisfied arrogant bullcr@p.
I don't think anybody understood your pi$$take to be honest. A little too highbrow for us perhaps.
You'll find Wurzel is far from a straight laced stiff, he's a popular and jolly decent member of this board (no Brokeback Mountain references please). In the interests of decorum just calm your passion eh.
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
I don't think anybody understood your pi$$take to be honest. A little too highbrow for us perhaps.
You'll find Wurzel is far from a straight laced stiff, he's a popular and jolly decent member of this board (no Brokeback Mountain references please). In the interests of decorum just calm your passion eh.
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
I don't think anybody understood your pi$$take to be honest. A little too highbrow for us perhaps.
You'll find Wurzel is far from a straight laced stiff, he's a popular and jolly decent member of this board (no Brokeback Mountain references please). In the interests of decorum just calm your passion eh.
Get over your self eh!
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I have a question.

At what point did Mo stop being Somalian (came here aged 8) and start being British?

Does everybody agree with the official definition of British?
Old 07 August 2012, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
I have a question.

At what point did Mo stop being Somalian (came here aged 8) and start being British?

Does everybody agree with the official definition of British?
I think it's legal after you live here for 8 years.
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
I have a question.

At what point did Mo stop being Somalian (came here aged 8) and start being British?

Does everybody agree with the official definition of British?

I would imagine it was a short time after he applied for UK citizenship
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