RobJenks

A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf
***** and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf *****."

The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply
about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her
curiosity any longer, she asked. . .
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

scud8

iTrader: (1)

A guy gets a call from the coroner, who wants to talk about his wife's recent death. "We were on the third hole'' the widower relates.

"My wife was standing on the ladies tee about 30 yards ahead of the men's when I hit my drive. From the sound when the ball hit her head and the way she dropped like a rock I knew immediately that she was dead. God only knows where the ball wound up.''

The coroner replies "That explains the injury to her head, but what about the Maxfli embedded in her vagina?''

"Oh'' says the man, "I topped my provisional.''